Funny Things And Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 100 Funny Things And Quotes

#1. I don't know why we, in the art world, cannot unpack things and sort of make hybrid notions of a practice. We're very rigid. It's funny, though; in music, we have no problem sampling, mixing and remixing. But in the art world, why can't we take little parts of history and mix it together? - Author: Mark Bradford
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#2. There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection. - Author: Roger Ebert
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#3. The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not. - Author: Tom Scharpling
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#4. When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp. - Author: Elizabeth Taylor
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#5. The funny thing is, because I was doing a lot of theater when I was a kid, and a lot of that was musical theater, as I got older I became more interested in acting as a separate entity and music as a separate entity, like songwriting and production and recording and playing music. - Author: Guy Pearce
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#6. My wife's a loving, funny, Irish-spirited person, and I'm still surprised at some of the things she says. She makes me laugh every day. - Author: Gary Sinise
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#7. Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. - Author: Libba Bray
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#8. You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and it's surprising. But not all surprising things are funny. - Author: John Lloyd
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#9. Now, there are things I like just fine about church, and I don't just mean making money. The notion of getting together as a community to remind ourselves why we shouldn't behave like animals is a fucking great idea. - Author: Nick Offerman
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#10. It's funny to think that Anson and I were here, in this same place, together all that time ago, and now here we are again. It makes me feel good, makes me feel that perhaps everything doesn't just disappear, that some things are circling back, taking the long way, but circling back towards me. - Author: Helen Humphreys
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#11. One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them. - Author: Hanya Yanagihara
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#12. I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. - Author: Mila Kunis
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#13. Looking back, I didn't realize until years later what a huge influence Red Skelton was in my stage demeanor with the band. I mean, I always liked things that were funny, and later I realized that having a sly sense of humor was a way to get attention and even respect in school. - Author: Jello Biafra
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#14. Finn is God: So much for Earth Day. I totally screwed things up and started celebrating the wrong planet. Now I have to collect all these stupid trademarked dog figurines that I distributed all of the yard. At least it's better than last year's mistake when I had butt statues everywhere. - Author: Jessica Park
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#15. They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#16. Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground. - Author: Kristen Schaal
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#17. When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks. - Author: Larry The Cable Guy
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#18. I like things to be really, really funny, or really, really dramatic. Those books are certainly the ones that grab me. I like the exercise of reading through a paragraph, and it's just torture. I try not to have my eyes dart to the right. That's the stuff that I love. - Author: Angie Harmon
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#19. She'd done things to him he thought only happened to characters in country-western songs, laying waste to his car, his dogs, driving him from his home, and making an outlaw of him. It was almost funny. - Author: Joe Hill
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#20. The funny thing is, whenever I'm working on something, I kind of forget there's a lot of people watching. It makes it easier to be in the moment and to tell a story as well as possible. - Author: Michiel Huisman
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#21. I think one of the things I was most interested in finding out was how differently we approached our work. And my reality was that we didn't approach it very differently at all, which was funny. - Author: Kiefer Sutherland
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#22. With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em. - Author: Young Jeezy
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#23. Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#24. As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring. - Author: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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#25. I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things I don't really mean - because at the end of the day that's what we're all trying to do: fit in, one way or another, desperately trying to pretend we're all the same. - Author: Tabitha Suzuma
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#26. I think my work is optimistic - as much as it is pathetic and funny and sad and ridiculous, at the end of the day it's about the hope that something will go right, and the constant wishing for a world where things might start to make sense. - Author: Laurel Nakadate
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#27. I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young. - Author: Joy Behar
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#28. My father taught me a good lesson: Don't get to low when things go wrong. And don't get too high when things are good. - Author: Robert Parish
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#29. Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. - Author: Tom Hiddleston
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#30. Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good. - Author: Billy Bob Thornton
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#31. You heard her the other night," Bruiser said. "She wants love. And devotion and compromise. Funny, isn't it, how women seem to want those things, when they're saying words like 'Till death do us part. - Author: Tessa Dare
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#32. One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them. - Author: Paul Epworth
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#33. Business, like life, is funny. We all go through difficult times, and we all have to face curve balls and challenges, each and every week. And we need to laugh when things are funny. - Author: Ronnie Apteker
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#34. At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#35. Sometimes I get a funny feeling inside me that I shan't be here very long,
and I'm not talking in terms of things like success.
It frightens me sometimes - Author: Marc Bolan
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#36. Until a character becomes a personality it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience. - Author: Walt Disney
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#37. I reach up and pat them both on the head. Poor things. If you had a boy that looked like Logan, you'd be kissing him every chance you had, too. - Author: C.J. Redwine
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#38. Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#39. This person called up and said, You've got to come and take this seminar. It will completely change your life in just one weekend. And I said, Well, I don't want to completely change my life this weekend. I've got a lot of things to do on Monday. - Author: Rick Fields
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#40. The funny and the most beautiful thing about LOVE is..
you don't need any one else to fall in love with,, you can love yourself, the ambiance
around you, the things which belong to you, and even those which don't.. - Author: Sanhita Baruah
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#41. Well people love to go dirty and stuff like that. It's funny, because even really dirty things can kind of inspire, but all things inspire really dirty improv and monologues. So then really dirty things can inspire the exact opposite. It's kind of a crapshoot. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#42. I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. - Author: Eden Ahbez
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#43. This is the funny thing about New York - there are so many things to do at all times of the day, but there are still moments when you have no idea which of them to do, and feel extra silly because you know there has to be something out there for you to do; your mind just hasn't found it yet. - Author: Rachel Cohn
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#44. You support me when I falter, and give me strength to bear the pain of my past. You make me laugh until I hurt, and soothe me when I'm tied up inside. It's funny how things work out, how life can throw curveballs, yet two people wind up exactly where they're supposed to be. - Author: Kristin Miller
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#45. Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#46. I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down. - Author: Adrian McKinty
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#47. In a funny way, when things went wrong in my life - and it is my fault that they went wrong, it is not anyone else's fault - and all the glittering outside things were taken away, I was left with the things of most value. - Author: Kimberly Quinn
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#48. I think the mirror should be tilted slightly upward when it's reflecting life
toward the cheerful, the tender, the compassionate, the brave, the funny, the encouraging, all those things
and not tilted down to the gutter part of the time, into the troubled vistas of conflict. - Author: Greer Garson
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#49. You know, really - actually, it's funny because it's a sore spot with me because I have all these recipes that, you know, you have to measure things out and put them in. And then you bake it and it becomes this thing. And it's not a recipe. - Author: Trisha Yearwood
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#50. I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. - Author: Brett Gelman
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#51. Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker - Author: Darynda Jones
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#52. Habits are funny things. What's funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren't going to get, got them! - Author: Zig Ziglar
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#53. She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not have been true. It's kind of hard to tell, because to be honest, I wasn't listening. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#54. It's funny how some things are just words until one day, it happens to you, and it's like an epiphany. - Author: Cheryl McIntyre
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#55. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free. - Author: Josh Lieb
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#56. It's funny how the good things are all tied up with the bad. Sometimes it's hard to tell which is which. But either way, you end up taking your sugar with your salt and your kicks with your kisses. - Author: Kami Garcia
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#57. Funny how
time goes on,
things change,
and yet,
some things stay
exactly the same. - Author: Lisa Schroeder
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#58. You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it. - Author: Bill Burr
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#59. I love making things, like software, and films, and laughter. And working with Gus Silber, to make the Funny Business book, has been a fantastic journey. - Author: Ronnie Apteker
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#60. Make time for prayer and reflection; try to understand your value as a man on earth but see, too, your proper place in the scheme of things. It may sound funny to say this, but I have come to see that we are all far more important and less important than we think. - Author: Elizabeth Berg
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#61. Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America; they'll eat it.' - Author: Marc Maron
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#62. I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian. - Author: Cedric The Entertainer
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#63. In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. - Author: Howard Mittelmark
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#64. My favorite app is 'StumbleUpon,' because it just gives you interesting things that are sometimes exactly the stuff I'm interested in and sometimes just silly and funny. - Author: Christine Quinn
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#65. I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren't funny, they end up turning into comedies to me. - Author: Wiz Khalifa
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#66. What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down. - Author: Denis Johnson
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#67. I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. - Author: Ron Shock
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#68. Your
ah
intervention, shall we say, has simplified things in the palace enormously. We no longer have to worry about Salmissra's whims and peculiar appetites. We rule by committee, and we hardly ever find it necessary to poison each other anymore. No one's tried to poison me for months. - Author: David Eddings
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#69. A good team needs three things: the right people, the right spirit, and a couple inside jokes. - Author: VanillaCreamPie8888
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#70. And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself. - Author: Dean Koontz
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#71. Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere, discussing what was in their hearts and on their minds. And it doesn't take long to find commonality, which is often overlooked, ignored, dismissed, and rejected otherwise. - Author: Hillary Clinton
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#72. To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love. - Author: Nora Ephron
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#73. I've always made a point of playing parts where weight has nothing to do with it, and not just weight but looks. It's about being funny and being interesting, and I think there are a lot more interesting things to play than being overweight. - Author: Sarah Baker
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#74. I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. - Author: Kevin Hart
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#75. It's funny how you take things like electricity for granted. You hit the button that turns everything on and it just comes on. You get used to that and it just works every single time. So what happens when it suddenly doesn't? things very well could get messy. - Author: Robin Burks
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#76. I'm probably the guy who keeps it loose around the room and tries to joke around with guys before the game, keeping things funny. - Author: Patrick Kane
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#77. It's so funny when you're actually directing because things start popping that you don't expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesn't quite have the impetus that you thought it might. - Author: Stephen Moyer
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#78. I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her. - Author: Jim Norton
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#79. I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. - Author: Natasha Lyonne
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#80. I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful ... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school! - Author: Eminem
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#81. and I had come to this country where I could laugh, so gently, gently laugh at things that were actually not funny. - Author: Catherine Lacey
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#82. Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. - Author: Ken Dodd
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#83. I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#84. Be nice. Funny. Smart. Generous. Kind. Feed your body with good food. Your soul with good friends. And your mind with new things. - Author: Jillian Dodd
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#85. The funny thing is, strangers still seem to feel comfortable coming up to me and saying things, but now usually it's because they recognize me, and they say nice things. - Author: Todd Solondz
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#86. I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity and why we're comedians in the first place, so I think with that you keep doing the material, you keep trying to be funny cause you think that's all you're wanted for. - Author: Nick Thune
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#87. It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out. - Author: Markus Zusak
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#88. It's certainly easy to mock some things ... Oddly enough though I've never found it easy to mock anything of value. Only things that are tawdry and fatuous - perhaps it's just me. - Author: Stephen Fry
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#89. Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to challenge myself to make something funny out of a premise. I never have my own jokes written. I have to change things as I go along, and I have to entertain myself. - Author: J. B. Smoove
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#90. I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. - Author: Julia Sweeney
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#91. It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that. - Author: Jamie Dornan
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#92. There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly. - Author: Lola J. May
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#93. When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls' pigtails in inkwells and sinking the occasional continent. - Author: Richard Kadrey
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#94. I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. - Author: Audrey Hepburn
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#95. I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things. - Author: Chandler Parsons
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#96. You're unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things. - Author: Richard P. Feynman
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#97. It's funny, when things go on the internet now and people say 'that's not real,' well, that's what painting's always done - it's taken things from the world and said, Look how much more real this is now. - Author: Margaux Williamson
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#98. I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. - Author: Martin Lawrence
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#99. There's good and bad in every arena. It's funny, some people, the reason they're in the underground is because they're lazy and don't make things happen for themselves. - Author: Shepard Fairey
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#100. I saw that she was looking right at me. Not dead - dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart. Something about the expression in her liquid black eye made my chest hurt. It was like - patience. Or forgiveness. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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