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#1. I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that little girl from a burning building and handed her over to her mother.' In comedy, the best thing you can say is, 'I think it's funny.' - Author: Bob Newhart
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#2. You ever go to shop for tuna, and it says "dolphin safe", and you look at it and kind of go, "Yeah, but"-like somehow you think it's not going to be as good? Like, "I want to do the right thing-but it's probably kind of bland without the dolphin." - Author: Louis C.K.
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#3. A funny thing about charisma: the same people who can make you feel an inch tall can also make you feel huge, fortified, sometimes almost simultaneously. - Author: Garth Risk Hallberg
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#4. Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. - Author: Richelle E. Goodrich
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#5. Feelings are a funny thing, he realized. They're always more tangled and contradictory and complex than we want them to be. Than we care to admit. - Author: Catherine Ryan Hyde
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#6. Success is a funny thing. You can't really enjoy it when you're empty. Your heart is a bottomless sinkhole that swallows up everything and anything that it ingests and yet nothing can fill it. There's no sense of accomplishment; everything is meaningless. - Author: Christine Brae
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#7. The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. - Author: Billy Corgan
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#8. On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside. - Author: Frankie Boyle
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#9. Straight, huh? You know, funny thing is, often the straightest of trees have crooked roots. - Author: Ella Frank
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#10. If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain. - Author: Jimmy Reed
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#11. Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. - Author: Dax Shepard
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#12. I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet.That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners. - Author: Jeff Stilson
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#13. People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist ... how do we fix Africa?' - Author: Bo Burnham
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#14. Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing. - Author: Denis Leary
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#15. A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone. - Author: Charles Studd
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#16. In the end, the thing that really stays with you is not that you were clever enough to connect a sketch to another sketch, but what really sticks with you is when you just have an incredible moment happen, or execute a really funny idea. - Author: Bob Odenkirk
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#17. Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar. - Author: Alexis Ohanian
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#18. The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not. - Author: Tom Scharpling
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#19. When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp. - Author: Elizabeth Taylor
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#20. The funny thing is, because I was doing a lot of theater when I was a kid, and a lot of that was musical theater, as I got older I became more interested in acting as a separate entity and music as a separate entity, like songwriting and production and recording and playing music. - Author: Guy Pearce
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#21. 'Ugly Betty' has been the most important thing I've ever done, easily. I was able to do more with one character than I can ever imagine doing again - Hilda was hilariously funny and emotionally deep ... I really got to showcase what I could do with a character. - Author: Ana Ortiz
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#22. For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are. - Author: Chris Milk
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#23. I try to make a film that's very entertaining, very funny, but also gives you something to think about. And the strongest thing I have to offer is my point of view, to get across how I see the world in hopes that it can change the way other people see the world, hopefully for the better. - Author: Terry Zwigoff
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#24. It's a funny thing, one day you're living and the next day you're not sometimes, whether you have plans or not. Wishes and wants get trumped by the reaper every time. I don't even know if I would want a warning if it was my time. I think I'd rather be surprised. - Author: Dan Groat
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#25. Horror films are very functional like comedies. The main thing with a comedy, the big question is "is it funny?" And with horror the question is "is it scary?" - Author: Leigh Whannell
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#26. The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing. - Author: Jo Brand
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#27. I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ... - Author: Whitney Gracia Williams
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#28. But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work. - Author: Robert Downey Jr.
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#29. You don't like Blue, do you?"
"No," Mira said, caught off guard by the change of subject.
"I was worried he was doing his knight-in-tarnished-armor thing and it was winning you over. - Author: Sarah Cross
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#30. Over youth, glamour, and glibness. Fashion has no use for Mitts. But the funny thing about cool? It's not cool. At all. In fact, what's truly cool is the rebellion against the perceived, - Author: Greg Gutfeld
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#31. He and the girl had almost nothing to say to each other. One thing he did say was, 'I ain't got any tattoo on my back.'
'What you got on it?' the girl said.
'My shirt,' Parker said. 'Haw.'
'Haw, haw,' the girl said politely. - Author: Flannery O'Connor
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#32. That's the funny thing about America
the blessed thing. As many people as there are to hold you back, there are angels whose humanity makes up for all the others. I've had my share of angels. - Author: Abraham Verghese
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#33. It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round - Author: Daniel Gottlieb
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#34. Na Arean sat alone in space as a cloud that floats in nothingness. He slept not, for there was no sleep; he hungered not, for as yet there was no hunger. So he remained for a great while, until a thought came to his mind. He said to himself, I will make a thing. - Author: Carl Sagan
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#35. One thing I will say, they often take it better than a man. Pain, that is. Probably the residue of tolerance from when they were all bloody witches and got stoned or burned or drowned for it, eh lad? Never tell your mother I said that, by the way. - Author: Sarah Hall
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#36. I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#37. But a funny thing happens when you tell a man that you don't want to get married: they don't believe you. They think you're lying to yourself or to them or you're trying to trick them in some way and you end up being made to feel worse for just telling the truth. - Author: Jami Attenberg
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#38. But there was nothing funny about his sword. Jason figured one hit from that thing would probably turn him into a Popsicle. Then - Author: Rick Riordan
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#39. My pen.' Funny, I wrote that without noticing. 'The torch', 'the paper', but 'my pen'. That shows what writing means to me, I guess. My pen is a pipe from my heart to the paper. It's about the most important thing I own. - Author: John Marsden
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#40. There's a funny thing I've noticed about life. When you really dread something, it turns out not to be so bad. It's the unexpected awful things that get you down. - Author: Elizabeth Laird
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#41. And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair.
Without super hearing, I wouldn't have heard Zeb whisper, "This is the coolest thing I have ever seen."
"Maybe they'll get muddy," Dick said. "Please, Lord, let them get muddy. - Author: Molly Harper
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#42. The funny thing is, I don't care too much. You think you love something so badly, but when it's gone you find out you don't care so much. - Author: Damon Galgut
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#43. The light is a funny thing, Grant. We think it shows us what we need to see, but in reality, it blinds us. That's why I brought you here. I wanted you to see me. - Author: Adrienne Wilder
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#44. The funny thing is, whenever I'm working on something, I kind of forget there's a lot of people watching. It makes it easier to be in the moment and to tell a story as well as possible. - Author: Michiel Huisman
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#45. That's the funny thing about people who don't fit into a box. They grow to infiltrate everything and when they suddenly go missing they are missing everywhere. - Author: Nichole Bernier
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#46. Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all. - Author: Anne Tyler
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#47. As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. - Author: Dave Pirner
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#48. Bind Merrimoth," he finally said, "and I'll do that think you like later."
"It's not like my power reacts to the reward system," I said, then added, "What thing?"
The corner of his mouth quirked. "On the chair."
"You mean the thing you like?"
"We both like," he corrected. "Win-win. - Author: Jenn Bennett
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#49. Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think we're great, and we're bad. I mean, the funny thing about this game is that you can't figure it out. - Author: Jerry Reinsdorf
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#50. Pessimism is a funny thing, isn't it? Madison thought as she looked at Judith's furrowed face. I like a bit of pessimism as much as the next man, but when I'm bombarded with it I suddenly became an eternal optimist. - Author: Melissa Kite
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#51. With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em. - Author: Young Jeezy
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#52. I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me. - Author: Billy Eichner
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#53. Frankly, most of my friends hold very different political beliefs. It's just a funny thing in this country that supposedly you can't sit down and have dinner and enjoy another person's company if you don't have the same beliefs. It's ridiculous. - Author: Patricia Heaton
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#54. Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#55. I never say a funny thing intentionally. - Author: Jayne Meadows
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#56. The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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#57. It's funny. You love something and one day it's suddenly gone or changed or lost forever. But somehow that doesn't stop your loving. Maybe that's how you know it's the real thing. - Author: Tony Parsons
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#58. I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. - Author: Malin Akerman
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#59. It's funny. I used to look up at the stars and feel so small and unimportant. But I've come to realize that the only thing that can ever make you feel alive and important is the one person who takes you for you. - Author: Tillie Cole
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#60. Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it - Author: Josh Stern
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#61. When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person's sensibility. It's an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it's intuitive. - Author: Mark Leyner
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#62. The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it. - Author: Matthew Bright
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#63. A funny thing, love. It was not always, or even mostly, a sexual thing. - Author: Mary Balogh
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#64. The whole thing reminds me of graduate school seminars, except these people are smart and funny and have something interesting to say. - Author: Sarah Vowell
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#65. You know, it's a funny thing. You can smoke yourself to death, drink yourself to death, work yourself to death, and even eat yourself to death. But that's all acceptable. The only thing you can't do medically is screw yourself to death, and yet that's where they put all the obstacles. - Author: Mario Puzo
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#66. When it all comes true Just the way you planned It's funny but the bells don't ring It's a quiet thing. - Author: Fred Ebb
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#67. I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's
the pin?"
"Pin?"
"Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't hold the thing up with
two hands. - Author: Emma Goldrick
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#68. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - Author: George Bernard Shaw
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#69. In my defense, the Easter Bunny is the weakest link in magical lore. I mean, you have to admit that the whole thing is ridiculous. A giant rodent who sneaks into people's homes at night to leave eggs filled with candy? How in the world is that symbolic of the Easter celebration? - Author: Autumn Doughton
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#70. There's this funny thing about empathy. It's not actually in limited supply. Just because other people have it worse doesn't mean you don't deserve to be understood. To feel comfort. - Author: Cora Carmack
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#71. The funny thing is you oddly don't really say goodbye to all the characters you've played. There's like a chest of drawers in your head that you can always access. They're always around. I'm not sure if that's healthy. But they're all there. - Author: Johnny Depp
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#72. The goal has been not to get pigeonholed. I like working in different genres. I'm gonna try to be entertaining and funny and do my usual thing. - Author: Adam Mansbach
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#73. The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. - Author: Terry Jones
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#74. Lots of artists who paint have the experience to one degree or another ... where their thinking doesn't precede their doing ... It's a funny thing, what I really hate yet I have to go through with it, is the preparation. - Author: Philip Guston
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#75. An interesting thing about the beginning of our friendship and professional collaboration [with Tina Fey] was that the improve scenes we would do together were basically dramatic and not funny at all. - Author: Amy Poehler
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#76. Don't get any funny ideas
When all is said and done, you're still artificial (a thing) ... Not human. Don't make the mistake of falling in love with one. - Author: Shungiku Nakamura
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#77. Well, I did tell you I couldn't give you a thing. Maybe you've just realised that Alistair can give the god damn world, and the pleasure of kissing his shiny slap-head every day! - Author: LeeAnn Whitaker
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#78. Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure. - Author: Alice Hoffman
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#79. That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you. - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#80. Our whole lives, it was like we were always trying so hard to be perfect - for our families and our friends, for each other - when the funny thing was, we didn't have to. In the end, we were better than that. - Author: Brenna Yovanoff
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#81. It's a funny thing because you look at the careers of other filmmakers, and you see them sort of slow down, and you realize, maybe this becomes harder to do as you get older. That's sort of a cautionary thing. I hope it doesn't happen to me. - Author: Joel Coen
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#82. I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it - Author: Paul McKenna
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#83. They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.'
'For once. - Author: Derek Landy
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#84. My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don't really do a character thing in stand-up. It's just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny. - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#85. You can always rely on America to do the right thing
once it has exhausted the alternatives. - Author: Winston Churchill
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#86. The funny thing is that people see one film like 'Racing Stripes' or 'Ice Princess' and all of a sudden, slip me into this category of 'that's what she's always involved in.' - Author: Hayden Panettiere
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#87. I have crushes on celebrities or people I meet or see in the coffee shop, and every day I fall in love with three people simply because they said one funny thing or appeared to me in a certain way. - Author: Mindy Kaling
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#88. The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining. - Author: Kevin Nealon
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#89. I find that when people haven't found God and do not know the new birth and the Spirit is not on them, yet they have the ancient impulse to worship something. If they're not educated they kill a chicken and put a funny thing on their head and dance around. If they are educated they write poetry. - Author: A.W. Tozer
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#90. Subtle, funny and touching, with a striking downbeat authenticity. Director Craig Zobel is the real thing. - Author: A.O. Scott
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#91. The funny thing is that I'm not a planner. I have no idea what I want to do in the interim of that 50 years, but I tell ya: That's where you'll find me in my last performance. - Author: Kristen Bell
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#92. The funny thing is, I sometimes think my mother loves my father more than he loves her. Does that make sense?"
"Yeah, I guess so. Maybe. Is love a contest?"
"What does that mean?"
"Maybe everyone loves differently. Maybe that's all that matters. - Author: Benjamin Alire Saenz
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#93. But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. - Author: Jaime King
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#94. Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do. - Author: J.A. Konrath
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#95. Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. - Author: Rachel Dratch
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#96. Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs. - Author: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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#97. Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. "You should have resisted. That's like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way. - Author: Richard Paul Evans
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#98. It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. - Author: Zadie Smith
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#99. March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb. - Author: Mae West
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#100. Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. - Author: Ari Graynor
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