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#1. If this happened in a Fae marriage, then the female would beat the male into submission. If she is too small to beat him properly, one of the larger women of her family would perform the task for her. - Author: Sophie Oak
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#2. My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation. - Author: Kevin Hart
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#3. Every movie I do, I always use things that have happened in my life. Funny moments, anything. If it just sticks out I'll write it down and use that, too, because it has to come out of you. But no one can work when they're depressed. I don't think I'd physically be able to do it if I were depressed. - Author: Kirsten Dunst
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#4. He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system."
"i got drunk and had an epiphany."
"Shit, this is serious!" He gasped. "Last time that happened to me, i woke up gay. - Author: J.C. Isabella
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#5. I'm actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don't wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it's very sexy, so it wasn't too hard to get into the motion of it. - Author: Julianne Hough
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#6. Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me! - Author: L.M. Montgomery
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#7. [Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt causing it to rip in two ]
Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen
Kagura: My love !
Kyo Sohma: My shirt! - Author: Natsuki Takaya
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#8. Huge Jackman has divorced his wife and happened upon my picture in some old article and decided that I'm the woman for him?

~ Susan - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#9. There's a deep underlying unpredictability to life that is thrilling. In China, my wife would say you go out to buy toilet paper, and you come back, and something interesting or revealing or funny happened on the way. - Author: Evan Osnos
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#10. I would have taken Zeb, purely for entertainment value, but he had an actual date, with a real girl. That hadn't happened in a while, so I was a good friend and put my own needs second to the possibility of him actual sex with a real girl. - Author: Molly Harper
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#11. Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened. - Author: Lish McBride
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#12. Well, more or less, you just got struck by lightning."
"Wait, what?" My brain stopped processing for a prolonged moment unable to wrap around that one. How the hell had that happened? "So basically I was filled with 1.21 jiggawatts?
Can I travel through time now? - Author: Elizabeth Sharp
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#13. Fifteen minutes later, a meeting was called.
"Okay, look." Deb's face was dead serious. "I know I just joined this project, and I don't want to offend anyone. But I'm going to be honest. I think you've been going about this all wrong."
"I'm offended," Dave told her flatly. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#14. And of course,Addie."
What did he mean by that-"of course, Addie?" Did he mean "Of course you remember this airheaded chick who attacked the mayor with cardboard and had to be bailed out of jail?" That's not what really happened,but how was I supposed to know what he remembered of the incident? - Author: Tristi Pinkston
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#15. Has something happened to upset you today?"
"Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else's attachment and it wasn't fair. - Author: Gillibran Brown
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#16. I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. - Author: Leslie Fiedler
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#17. Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#18. Your ... Your aura. It's ... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today ... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex? - Author: Richelle Mead
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#19. It's funny, one of my most solid carpet moments happened in the very beginning, before I started thinking that I needed all these other people to do my hair and makeup, and pick out my clothes. I wore a cheetah sweater and a red hat, and it's one of my favorite looks, even still. - Author: Dawn Olivieri
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#20. I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building ... I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet. Two little kittens nearby saw what happened and one turns to the other and says, "See, that's how it's done." - Author: Steven Wright
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#21. Whatever happened to preparations A through G? - Author: Steven Wright
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#22. Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. - Author: Quentin Crisp
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#23. The Captain's boat inspections were always pretty slapdash, because they mainly just involved him looking at the ropes and planks and barnacles and then nodding to show that he approved of whatever they happened to be doing. - Author: Gideon Defoe
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#24. They could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#25. But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She'd never bought it and seen a little sign that said 'Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that'. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#26. When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed.
The Enemy of Old fucking sighed.
Dear gods, it'd finally happened to him.
Happiness.
Then his own fangs sharpened.I will kill anyone who tries to take this feeling away from me. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#27. You know the funny thing about the end of the world, my old friend? We always talk about it as if it hasn't happened already. Because of course the world has ended many times. And when it ends for some people, other people report it in the papers or on TV as a new beginning. - Author: Bee Ridgway
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#28. A funny thing happened on the way to my potential - Author: Anonymous
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#29. I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there to get by and to play basketball. But a funny thing happened to me when I got to college. I got challenged by the work and the professors. - Author: Michael Franti
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#30. The funny thing was, you see, that Mike Fink didn't think of himself as a murderer. He thought of life as a contest, and dying was what happened to those who came out second best, but it wasn't the same as murder, it was a fair fight. - Author: Orson Scott Card
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#31. A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House. - Author: Adlai Stevenson
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#32. I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. - Author: Janeane Garofalo
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#33. We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that. - Author: Karl Pilkington
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#34. Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. - Author: Kevin Hart
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#35. You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and it's surprising. But not all surprising things are funny. - Author: John Lloyd
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#36. I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself. - Author: Ronald Reagan
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#37. She'd done things to him he thought only happened to characters in country-western songs, laying waste to his car, his dogs, driving him from his home, and making an outlaw of him. It was almost funny. - Author: Joe Hill
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#38. Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought. - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
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#39. A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" - Author: Henny Youngman
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#40. I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that this only happened to me but I've discovered that many people have the same problem. They have a femme fatale limb. - Author: Jasper Carrott
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#41. The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims. - Author: Ezra Miller
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#42. Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. - Author: Nalini Singh
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#43. It's funny," she said reflectively, "but I always used to think that if only I was slimmer everything in my life would be all right. I didn't realize until it happened that it would just open up a whole new set of problems." ~Maxine - Author: W. Soliman
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#44. I don't miss much about my childhood. I lived in a good neighborhood, a wacky neighborhood. It was a very boy-heavy neighborhood - kind of Lord of the Flies-y. So many weird things happened, funny things. - Author: Justin Theroux
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#45. Funny, that no one had ever asked what had happened to the dishes, the scraps, the crumbs in the photographs, on the poster. - Author: Anna Quindlen
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#46. After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground. - Author: Garth Ennis
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#47. And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. - Author: Drew Brees
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#48. All of my best friends are dead people. Someday I've got to figure out how that happened. - Author: Claudia Gray
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#49. A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first. - Author: Pierre Salinger
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#50. People don't just appear on the beach unless they're demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It's happened - but that's another story.) - Author: Rick Riordan
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#51. Grace headed in desperation for the coffeemaker. Apparently it was going to be one of those mornings. Funny how often those happened after a short night's sleep. - Author: Thea Harrison
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#52. But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. - Author: Ted Lindsay
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#53. And then computers got to a point where you could just record directly into them. So when that happened, funny enough, I thought, Right, I'm going to learn how to do this because then I can understand that part. - Author: Thom Yorke
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#54. Think back through your experiences and make a bullet point list of funny stories that have happened to you or your friends. Travel, school, college, parties, work, interaction with parents/in-laws, embarrassing situations, etc. Looking at old photos will help to jog memories. - Author: David Nihill
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#55. Originally I had planned to write just a couple of children's books and then, return the focus on adult literature. A funny thing happened along the way - I kept having new ideas, and then I looked up one day, and 30 years had passed! - Author: Nikki Grimes
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#56. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened. - Author: Rita Rudner
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#57. A funny thing happened post-diagnosis. They put him on drugs, things went up and down, but he lived. He lived. It was like a waiting room where they kept not calling your name. - Author: Garth Risk Hallberg
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#58. To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago. - Author: Matthew Perry
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#59. Crazy moment!! When you suddenly laughed because you remember something funny and then realised that strangers were lookin at you weirdly (why the hell he's laughin) and immediately you changed your expression to serious. - Author: Khaled Besrour
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#60. The last I knew you were going to a party. just a few friends at the McEvoys' you told me. The science club, you told me. What happened? You got into a fight about the theory of relativity? Did creationists crash the party and start a rumble? - Author: Tami Hoag
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#61. While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas. - Author: J.R. Moehringer
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#62. Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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