Funny Thing About Life Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 82 Funny Thing About Life Quotes

#1. I had a dream about you last night. Eons ago, we created a Universe, then sat back and watched miniature versions of ourselves try to make all the same mistakes we did. - Author: Michael Summers
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#2. I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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#3. Addiction has had such an impact on my life and the people I love, and there really is not a lot about it that is funny. So the last thing I wanted was to give the impression that it's all fun and games, and isn't it funny what she gets away with. - Author: Edie Falco
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#4. Funny thing about life is that it never turns out the way you want it to. - Author: S.L. Jennings
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#5. I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and weird thing. Sometimes you have a conversation with someone and the paparazzi snaps a picture of you and people decide you're dating. If I try to answer everything people say, I would be up all night. - Author: Tracee Ellis Ross
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#6. My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other. - Author: Josh Billings
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#7. The name fuse followed me from the book to the screenplay, and now I have to live with the name, which I chose in 30 seconds with no thought about how it might sound or what it might imply. It was just a funny thing. - Author: Diablo Cody
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#8. I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. - Author: Michael Summers
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#9. Teenagers are extremely funny, and extremely clever and intellectually curious. But they're also willing to ask questions about the meaning of life without disguising them around irony, and ask questions about what are our responsibilities to other people without having to couch it in irony. - Author: John Green
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#10. What you discover about life's shell game is that it's hardest to follow the pea when you're the pea. - Author: Robert Breault
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#11. My dad has an incredible passion for living life, and he's really, really funny, so he definitely encourages me to enjoy all aspects of life. He's very proud of me and definitely encourages my career path, and we have a good time talking about work. - Author: Spencer Grammer
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#12. My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#13. I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I wanted to be funny, I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them. - Author: Dax Shepard
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#14. Because that's the truth about people with obsessively organised plans: we're not trying to control everything in our lives. We're trying to block everything we can't. - Author: Holly Smale
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#15. The funny thing about life is that even though something entirely earth-shattering rocks you to your core, something that shakes you off your axis, the world around you somehow doesn't feel the impact. - Author: T.M. Frazier
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#16. I want to give kids that fall-off-the-bed-laughing feeling. Either that, or the sixth-grade feeling that life is hard - sometimes unbearably hard - and it is ultimately about death. But in the meantime, life can be really funny, too. - Author: Kate Klise
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#17. I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#18. Life is hard enough, so when you can get any joy out of it, whether it's something you do on a day-to-day basis, or the people in your life, or going to see a funny movie, there's just nothing better. That's what life is about. - Author: Ari Graynor
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#19. For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets. - Author: Michael Showalter
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#20. I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway. - Author: Michael Summers
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#21. Greg: Scott, great horde.
My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing things like praising a dude's horde.
So that made me feel better about myself. - Author: Jesse Andrews
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#22. That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it. - Author: D.K. Hamilton
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#23. It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - Author: W. Somerset Maugham
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#24. The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. - Author: Andy Borowitz
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#25. It's funny, this thing about happiness. It's a commodity that was imported from America in the Fifties. I see myself simply as living my life ... I feel it's pushing your luck to define how happy you are. - Author: Francesca Annis
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#26. The funny thing about life is, there's nothing better to do than live it. - Author: D.E. Navarro
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#27. What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life. - Author: Marlene Dumas
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#28. I think my general disposition on life is finding what's funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, "What's funny about it?" - Author: Will Smith
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#29. That's the funny thing about life. We're rarely aware of the bullets we dodge. The just-misses. The almost-never-happeneds. We spend so much time worrying about how the future is going to play out and not nearly enough time admiring the precious perfection of the present. - Author: Lauren Miller
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#30. The funny thing about decisions based on signs or gut or visions is that they're usually nothing but noble outs. Just another way to sabotage yourself and keep your bigger life at bay. - Author: Jackson Galaxy
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#31. It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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#32. That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my life out there and make it entertaining. By putting it out there, it helps me to deal with it, you know, so I don't snap and so I don't go off the handle when I get home. - Author: Gabriel Iglesias
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#33. The funny thing about life is it moves along without you. Whether you are there or not the earth spins and makes its trek around the sun. You can join the trip or make an exit. - Author: Amy Kinzer
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#34. I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. - Author: Tahar Ben Jelloun
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#35. It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. - Author: Amanda Peterson
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#36. Nothing funny about happy people. I don't know, you just look at a situation or a life, and you can kind of pick up the areas of conflict and delve in there, because that's where the most story is. If someone's happily married for 20 years, that's great, but it's not that funny. - Author: Kate Beaton
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#37. It's funny how the darkest moments of your life can bring about the best ones. - Author: Kathryn Kennish
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#38. Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to do, I enjoyed doing. The funny thing about life is that if you live long enough, I think, you'll get every wish you ever had. It'll all come true. - Author: Morgan Freeman
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#39. If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. - Author: Patricia Briggs
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#40. We kept eating for a while and I though maybe this would be enough for one night. We'd moved into a very safe territiory. I could talk about desserts for hours! But then, without warrning, he started talking about his life again. - Author: Kiera Cass
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#41. He does manage the bookstore, which is currently my favorite place on earth." Her eyes glazed over. "All those books. If I married him, I could probably work there the rest of my life. Nothing would make me happier."
"What about love?" Ve asked.
"Oh," Harper said solemnly. "I love books. - Author: Heather Blake
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#42. Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable. - Author: Kyle Johnson
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#43. You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it's funny, but right down in their heart, they don't think it's funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats. - Author: Bob Feller
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#44. Funny how new facts pop up and make you doubt that there's any goodness in life. Everyone pretends to be normal and be your friend, but underneath, everyone is living some other life you don't know about ... - Author: James Franco
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#45. I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. - Author: Brett Gelman
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#46. It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love - Author: Taylor Caldwell
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#47. The funny and the most beautiful thing about LOVE is..
you don't need any one else to fall in love with,, you can love yourself, the ambiance
around you, the things which belong to you, and even those which don't.. - Author: Sanhita Baruah
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#48. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik's artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that's all fake heart and no brain is what's commonly called a "politician," and must be destroyed. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#49. The point of the list wasn't just to tick items off and forget about them, it was to learn something new. - Author: Lindsey Kelk
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#50. I had a dream about you last night ... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror. - Author: Amy Summers
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#51. I had a dream about you last night.
We moved into a cabin in the countryside.
I couldn't handle the spiders.
You couldn't handle my drama.
I moved back to the city. - Author: Michael Summers
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#52. I had a dream about you last night ... Well I say dream I mean nightmare ... you were a Yankee fan. - Author: Nicole McKay
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#53. Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#54. I had to face the fact that I had been using my gay friends as props. They were always supposed to be funny and entertain me and praise me and listen to my problems, and their life was supposed to be a secret that no one wanted to hear about. I wanted them to stay in the half closet. - Author: Tina Fey
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#55. God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, "I can't take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me." - Author: Bill Maher
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#56. There's a funny thing I've noticed about life. When you really dread something, it turns out not to be so bad. It's the unexpected awful things that get you down. - Author: Elizabeth Laird
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#57. I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. - Author: Paula Danziger
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#58. It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round - Author: Daniel Gottlieb
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#59. I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people's nightmares. - Author: Bauvard
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#60. It's funny, when I lived in Ohio, I would read about extraordinary, eccentric characters in books and plays, but I couldn't imagine them in real life. Then I came to New York. - Author: Fiona Davis
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#61. What I like about you is that I've never met anybody like you in my life. You've got depth and you're funny and you have a sweet, good soul." A breeze from the water passes over us, "And I admire your strength. - Author: Augusten Burroughs
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#62. A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#63. Sonya's a real person, like your Mother. Thirty years ago, that was your Mother's biggest flaw in my eyes, and now that's the thing I love most about Sonya. It's funny how things end, isn't it? - Author: Matthew Norman
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#64. I didn't dream about you last night. I woke up in fear. - Author: Michael Summers
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#65. I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead - Author: Michael Summers
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#66. That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. - Author: Frances O'Roark Dowell
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#67. If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. - Author: David Cook
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#68. It's funny, when you're a child you think time will never go by, but when you hit about twenty, time passes like you're on the fast train to Memphis. I guess life just slips up on everybody. It sure did on me. - Author: Fannie Flagg
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#69. Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time. - Author: Dylan Moran
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#70. Bizarrely funny ... Rarely is a documentary as well attuned to its subject as Howard Brookner's BURROUGHS, which captures as much about the life, work and sensibility of its subject as its 86 minute format allows. - Author: Janet Maslin
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#71. The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. - Author: Lele Pons
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#72. Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. - Author: Mike Judge
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#73. You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. - Author: Jeni Decker
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#74. I slowly climbed the porch steps while wondering, what exactly did Elias know about my life in London; what precisely was wrong with his mind ...
And what was the heaviest item in my bag. - Author: Jonathan Friesen
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#75. I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. - Author: Dark Jar Tin Zoo
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#76. It's funny, how you realize things too late. Someone once said to me the tragedy about life is that you understand it backwards. But I don't think so. I think the tragedy about life is there is no tragedy - you just don't know it till you die."
- Patty Belle Bellani - Author: Marianne Macdonald
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#77. It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM - Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach
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#78. I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them. - Author: Michael Summers
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#79. Have you ever thought about letting Cheesus into your Life? - Author: Russell Howard
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#80. it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school. - Author: James Jean-Pierre
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#81. Cheer up, Crips, and keep smiling. That's the thing to do. If you go through life with a smile on your face, you'll be amazed how many people will come up to you and say 'What the hell are you grinning about? What's so funny?' Make you a lot of new friends. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#82. I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn't figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren't so different after all. - Author: Dora J. Arod
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