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Top 34 Funny There Comes A Time Quotes

#1. Funny, there had been a time when building things was what America did. From massive dams to towering skyscrapers, from mechanized factories to moon rockets, the nation had created, had viewed that as part of the national identity. - Author: Marcus Sakey
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#2. The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. - Author: Russell Howard
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#3. I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time. - Author: Steve Martin
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#4. After two minutes after this time, and I am already there. - Author: Eugene Ormandy
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#5. To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax - Author: Michael Thomas Ford
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#6. And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees. - Author: Bo Burnham
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#7. The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill. - Author: Cuthbert Soup
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#8. I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#9. I'd love to do a film with Mariah. But it would have to be a comedy. She's the funniest woman in the world, she just cracks me up all the time. - Author: Nick Cannon
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#10. People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. - Author: Christopher Guest
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#11. People have said to me for a long time, "Man you're funny." I say, "Well, I'm quick," but being funny on purpose, take after take - that's why I said for me it was new territory, and so by improvising something might come out that might be good. And it's film, so they can cut it if it isn't. - Author: Denzel Washington
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#12. People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist ... how do we fix Africa?' - Author: Bo Burnham
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#13. Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all. - Author: Malin Akerman
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#14. The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs ... one step at a time. - Author: Joe Girard
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#15. I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people. I laugh all the time. - Author: Jennifer Garner
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#16. There is a story I always tell my students ... when I came for the 1st time to the US. I didn't speak English (Only Spanish) & I saw on every door the word "exit" which in Spanish means Success = Exito. And then I said :"No wonder Americans are winners ,every door they open leads to success - Author: Pablo
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#17. My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. - Author: Chic Murray
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#18. If this prinicpal thinks blogging isn't educational, he needs his head examined: he should be seeking out every student blogger in the school and giving them special time to blog more - and giving them extra credit besides. - Author: Cory Doctorow
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#19. I try not to laugh at the fact that even when she's drunk, she has a hard time saying it. "Where do you want me to take you?" She drops her head back against my chest. "You can just keep carrying me. It's very relaxing. - Author: Jessica Sorensen
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#20. Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. - Author: Maureen Johnson
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#21. All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This blows more than your mama! Hey, now's not the time to come up with stupid jokes! - Author: Koushun Takami
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#22. Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#23. I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#24. Look at the limes in this drink, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat, and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#25. My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#26. In all my movies, there's always a kind of heartfelt element, to be able to do a drama and to be able to spend more time in the emotional stuff with no pressure to get back to the funny that's very liberating for me. - Author: Shawn Levy
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#27. It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends. - Author: Behdad Sami
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#28. It's a funny thing, one day you're living and the next day you're not sometimes, whether you have plans or not. Wishes and wants get trumped by the reaper every time. I don't even know if I would want a warning if it was my time. I think I'd rather be surprised. - Author: Dan Groat
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#29. You know, I've always wrote my best stuff when it takes me hardly any time at all. Actually I wrote ... this is actually a really funny story ... 'Ghost Of Vincent Price', I've been wanting to write a song about Vincent Price coz he's one of my favorite characters of all time. - Author: Wednesday 13
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#30. It's funny to think that Anson and I were here, in this same place, together all that time ago, and now here we are again. It makes me feel good, makes me feel that perhaps everything doesn't just disappear, that some things are circling back, taking the long way, but circling back towards me. - Author: Helen Humphreys
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#31. It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years. - Author: Danielle Wood
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#32. Next time I will do things to you that will make you lose controll in seconds
-Dimitri. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#33. This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places ... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#34. I get the Reese's candy bar. You look at that, there's an apostrophe-s there. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar, and a guy named Reese comes by and says, "Gimme that", you better hand it over. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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