Top 11 Funny Thank You For The Gift Quotes

#1. 1 ounce dried comfrey leaf 1 ounce yarrow blossoms 1 ounce dried sage leaf 1 ounce dried rosemary leaf 1 large fresh bulb of garlic ½ cup of sea salt

Aviva Romm

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#2. They no longer panicked when they heard skittering noises in the wall or under the bed. If the noises where in the bed, they allowed themselves some panic. This had happened more than once.

Cassandra Clare

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#3. I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.

Chetan Bhagat

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#4. The Israeli government has proved over the past year its commitment to peace, both in words and deeds. By contrast, the Palestinians are posing preconditions for renewing the diplomatic process in a way they have not done over the course of 16 years.

Benjamin Netanyahu

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#5. What goes on around you ... compares little with what goes on inside you.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#6. We could do muscles first, then brains,: Aislin suggests.
"It's not all genetic, you know: he would have to work out."
"Make him right and I'll work him out," she says with a trace of her confident leer.
"Without a brain?"
She sighs. "They're better off without one.

Michael Grant

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#7. One good conversation can shift the direction of change forever.

Linda Lambert

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#8. Unless the charkha adds to your ahimsa and makes you stronger every day, your Gandhism is of little avail.

Mahatma Gandhi

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#9. Every man experiences what you call love for every pretty woman and least of all for his wife. That is what the proverb says, and it is a true one. Another's wife is a swan, but one's own is bitter wormwood.

Leo Tolstoy

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#10. The Establishment decided Thatcher's ideas were safer with a strong Blair government than with a weak Major government. We are given all these personalities to choose between to disguise the fact that the policies are the same.

Tony Benn

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#11. I don't think there's anybody in America who thinks my personality is best suited to being Number Two.

Chris Christie

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