Top 27 Funny Text Me Quotes

#1. I've never felt so bereft and panicky. What do I do without my phone? How do I function? My hand keeps automatically reaching for my phone in its usual place in my pocket. Every instinct in me wants to text someone, 'OMG, I've lost my phone! ' but how can do that without a bloody phone?

Sophie Kinsella

Funny Text Me Quotes #90434
#2. You know, I said I have this problem that I need to more carefully read Akron's text because it's too much, too much fantasy, and so I am busy with other stuff - it's funny, it's nice to hear that someone is studying that carefully and now I know a little bit more about that.

H.R. Giger

Funny Text Me Quotes #227627
#3. Anyone who thinks text messages are funny isn't going to kill himself. There isn't enough going on internally.

Nick Hornby

Funny Text Me Quotes #337012
#4. Daredevil nature as a young man. When I read what William Roth had written, I sighed. So that was where my own two boys had gotten the trait that was turning their mother's hair gray.

Katherine Paterson

Funny Text Me Quotes #380763
#5. Jane Austen was an extraordinary woman; to actually be able to survive as a novelist in those days - unmarried - was just unheard of.

Julie Walters

Funny Text Me Quotes #433409
#6. It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.

Lindsey Kelk

Funny Text Me Quotes #522914
#7. Scot McKnight stirs the treasures of our Lord's life in an engaging fashion. He did so with The Jesus Creed, and does so again with 40 Days Living the Jesus Creed. Make sure this new guide for living is on your shelf.

Max Lucado

Funny Text Me Quotes #670298
#8. Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.

Frankie Boyle

Funny Text Me Quotes #733594
#9. [The] self overcoming of justice: one knows the beautiful name it has given itself
mercy ...

Friedrich Nietzsche

Funny Text Me Quotes #824931
#10. *Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

Pseudonymous Bosch

Funny Text Me Quotes #836669
#11. Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.

Holly Smale

Funny Text Me Quotes #857990
#12. Unfortunately, it's not until you've had children that you discover how selfish you actually are. That's one of the paradoxical aspects of becoming a parent: at the very same time you realize precisely how selfish you are, you are forced to become less selfish.

Mark Cleary

Funny Text Me Quotes #864242
#13. Love never ends or fails. Love never ends. Everything must be based on love - the relation between two friends, my ministry, my service; the church services in every field must be based on love. Why? Because God is Love.

Pope Theodoros II

Funny Text Me Quotes #984418
#14. Everyone that watches "Deep Throat" is watching me being raped.

Linda Lovelace

Funny Text Me Quotes #1029184
#15. You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied, Myface bullied."
"Oh, God!" Arista groaned. "It's My Space or Facebook. Not Myface.

Dianne F. Gray

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#16. Readers are Leader

Cornelius David

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#17. Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when an insect plague is involved.

Helen Fielding

Funny Text Me Quotes #1245138
#18. [Asked if American women would ever win full suffrage:] Assuredly. I firmly believed at one time that I should live to see that day. I have never for one moment lost faith. It will come but I shall not see itit is inevitable.

Susan B. Anthony

Funny Text Me Quotes #1323428
#19. Give me those days with heart in riot, The depths of bliss that touched on pain, The force of hate, and love's disquiet- Ah, give me back my youth again!

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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#20. He had killed man, the noblest game of all, and he had killed in the face of the law of club and fang.

Jack London

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#21. Organizational structures of today demand too much from a few, and not much at all from everyone else.

Gary Hamel

Funny Text Me Quotes #1552247
#22. A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey

Simone Elkeles

Funny Text Me Quotes #1597464
#23. Teddy accepts the challenge. 'It has bodies floating in it, and severed heads, bobbing up and down.' He realises that his dream doesn't sound very romantic. 'And some flowers also.

Mohammed Hanif

Funny Text Me Quotes #1648335
#24. Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.

Anonymous

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#25. Kenny Burrell that's the sound I'm looking for.

Jimi Hendrix

Funny Text Me Quotes #1700197
#26. It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Funny Text Me Quotes #1732168
#27. Where'er I roam, whatever realms to see,
My heart untravelled, fondly turns to thee;
Still to my brother turns, with ceaseless pain,
And drags at each remove a lengthening chain.

Oliver Goldsmith

Funny Text Me Quotes #1753338

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