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Top 10 Funny Texas Heat Quotes

#1. A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#2. Yet, advice on what we can do is usually futile - for we will do nothing except applaud the speaker, accept those ideas of his we already agree with, and reject those ideas that run counter to our prejudices. - Author: Sydney J. Harris
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#3. If men are wont to play with swearing anywhere, can we expect they should be serious and strict therein at the bar or in the church. - Author: Isaac Barrow
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#4. The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat. - Author: Albert Einstein
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#5. Halloween season. The season of the witch, so many thought. And, in legend, the night when souls could return to earth ...
And try to linger on.
But the dead weren't really returning, the living created evil. - Author: Heather Graham
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#6. I don't think the latest Star Wars pictures have any artistic intentions, but the original picture opened up epic science fiction. - Author: William Monahan
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#7. When you have the paparazzi hiding in the bushes outside your home, the only thing you can control is how you respond publicly. - Author: Portia De Rossi
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#8. The past three years have seen a threefold increase in the number of participants of the state guarantee system. It has already exceeded 21 percent, and the trend will continue. We need a national rather than a government program of state guarantees - Author: Veronika Skvortsova
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#9. You're right," he says. "I've been crazy for years. If you stay with me for long, you will be, too. If you see enough of this, and understand enough of what it all means." He lets out a long sigh. - Author: N.K. Jemisin
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#10. Your life is like this snake's coils. No matter how many turns it makes, you'll end up back where you belong. - Author: Maria V. Snyder
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