Funny Telemetry Quotes

#1. Don't be deceived by life's outcomes. Life's outcomes, while not entirely random, have a huge amount of luck baked into them.

Michael Lewis

#2. Let us develop respect for all living things. Let us try to replace violence and intolerance with understanding and compassion. And love.

Jane Goodall

#3. Obama's stern demeanor punctuated by intermittent flashes of his wide, relaxing smile is his greatest weapon in defusing pent-up angst.

Tina Brown

#4. Progress was never meant to be stinted, and even failures weren't to be destroyed.

Elise Kova

#5. I've never been asked to do a collaboration. I guess I just don't give off that come-and-get-me vibe. I wouldn't be adverse to doing one with Coldplay or U2 - anyone who sells 50 million albums.

Noel Gallagher

#6. The age of credulity is every age the world has ever known. Men have always turned from the ascertained, which is limited and discouraging, to the dubious, which is unlimited and full of hope for everybody.

Agnes Repplier

#7. Austin sniggered. Barge full of stranded convicts, I'm sure we're top priority for the Empire.

Joe Schreiber

#8. It's a constant, continuous, spectacular world we live in, and every day you see things that just knock you out, if you pay attention.

Robert Irwin