Funny Taunt Quotes

#1. I've always been the locker-room jokester, the fun guy, the guy who keeps it loose and easy. But also, on Sundays, the guy in that huddle jumping up and down, telling guys, 'Hey, get it going. Let's go.' Firing everybody up. So I'm part relaxation therapist and part Red Bull. - Author: Michael Strahan

#2. Regret is a pointless emotion unless you learn something from it. - Author: BJ Harvey

#3. You always know the truth, because when you cut yourself or someone else with it, there's always a bloody show. - Author: Stephen King

#4. Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don't taunt voodoo.
Zak: Am I taunting?
Aaron: Dude, you're taunting the crap out of it!
Zak: I am sorry, I am not taunting you I am just talking ... Talking loudly. - Author: Zak Bagans

#5. How can I be mad at her for finding her split-apart and wanting to be with him? As Guillermo said, the heart doesn't listen to reason. It doesn't abide by laws or conventions or other people's expectations either. - Author: Jandy Nelson

#6. There's a growing consensus that the best way to defeat communism in Cuba is to get its citizens hooked on American goods. - Author: Timothy Noah

#7. The Americans don't like the American look but the Europeans just eat it up. - Author: Ashley Hinshaw

#8. The government can do nothing for you. But you can do everything for yourselves - Author: Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

#9. The beauty of the cosmos derives not only from unity in variety, but also from variety in unity. - Author: Umberto Eco

#10. Our message will be that we're going to make federal government buildings a model - an energy-efficient model - and also start matching grants for cities and counties so that they can also do the same with their government buildings. - Author: Barbara Boxer