Funny Tap Water Quotes

#1. Maybe it's some Bioterrorism test being run by the government. Don't drink the tap water or seafood until I do some testing." Bubba
"I don't normally drink my seafood Bubba, but" Nick

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. I produced some very good work at 'New York' magazine.

Michael Wolf

#3. I was so happy and content with in life playing music. Music was always my first job and my day gig was my second job.

Bo Bice

#4. All the things I thought I was - simple and plain and sometime funny - are very small words. They do not begin to describe me. They do not begin to express what is inside of me. I have value, and I have worth. I cannot be replaced like old shoes or taken for granted like tap water.

Adriana Trigiani

#5. I think you are born, and I think you die. I have a pragmatic nature, but I yearn to believe.

Sebastian Horsley

#6. As the class struggle sharpens in the U.S. Marxism will come into its own as a great popular study.

C.L.R. James

#7. As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels looked like torment and insanity, I collected some proverbs

William Blake

#8. Subject matter must be normal in the sense that it does not appear sought after so much as simply happening to one.

Fairfield Porter