Top 12 Funny Tanning Bed Quotes

#1. If I was a fan of someone as a teenager, then it's OK for me to feel completely in awe when I meet them.

Alex Kapranos

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#2. You had to take risks, follow some paths and abandon others.

Paulo Coelho

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#3. It would repel me less to be a hangman than a soldier, because the one is obliged to put to death only criminals sentenced by the law, but the other kills honest men who like himself bathe in innocent blood at the bidding of some superior.

George Santayana

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#4. I am starting to look like and perform like the Lou that I used to be.

Lou Gramm

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#5. Beauty is a terrible and awful thing! It is terrible because it has not been fathomed and never can be fathomed, for God sets us nothing but riddles. Here the boundaries meet and all contradictions exist side by side.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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#6. I am very emotionally affected by sound. Sounds are the inexplicable ... There is a sound you hear in your head, it's your nerves, or your blood running.

Lou Reed

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#7. I have to cross the river of extreme awkwardness in order to get to the paradise on the other side.

David Levithan

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#8. I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

Edward Gorey

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#9. People who don't face their problems head-on are the worst kind of cowards.

Jenny Han

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#10. I finally found the product that helps mend my damaged hair and prevent breakage. Avon's Advance Techniques Damage Repair 3D Rescue Leave-In Treatment makes it look and feel healthier.

Fergie

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#11. It's not that I don't have opinions, rather that I'm paid not to think aloud.

Yitzhak Navon

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#12. Reason? That dreary shed, that hutch for grubby schoolboys.

Theodore Roethke

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