Funny Tan Quotes

#1. So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny you'd laugh yourself unconscious, others so terrible you'd never want to repeat them. But I can't remember any of those. So I'll just tell you about the time I found that lost thing ... - Author: Shaun Tan

#2. I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead." - Author: Mitch Hedberg

#3. Visible nature is but a distorted reflection of a more perfect world and the creative individual viewing her is inspired to perceive within and behind her many garments, that which is timeless and entirely beautiful. - Author: Lawren Harris

#4. For s freedom Christ has t set us free; u stand firm therefore, and do not submit again to v a yoke of w slavery. - Author: Anonymous

#5. Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. The only way to survive in this world is by keeping alive our dream, without ever fulfilling it, since the fulfilment never measures up to what we imagine. - Author: Fernando Pessoa

#7. Back in the '70s when my friends in California were at Berkeley, in-state tuition was around $700 a year. - Author: Gail Collins

#8. Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way. - Author: Shaun Tan

#9. Mama Ganache chocolate - Author: Kelsey Timmerman

#10. I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires. - Author: Bauvard

#11. The only thing worse than living with regret, is dying with regret. - Author: Jewel E. Ann

#12. I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are. - Author: Natasha Leggero

#13. You can't reduce an actual human being; you're just writing! You're not doing anything to another person. - Author: Vivian Gornick

#14. How funny to see the foreigner in a farmer's work hat, like a fish that has put on clothes. Around - Author: Amy Tan

#15. I remember meeting you, Hall," Nathan said. "I knew right away you were a good guy."
"I don't know if I was," I said. "Maybe I just ended up becoming what you wanted me to be. If that's the case, I thank you for it. - Author: Michael Panush

#16. Until then,I'll be waiting patiently. Just say when. - Author: Colleen Hoover

#17. I honor anybody who wants to be a man and do the work of becoming a man. I honor anyone who mindfully becomes a woman. That's cool. But, I really don't get how there's only two choices. There's no two of anything else in the entire universe; why should there only be two genders? I don't get it. - Author: Kate Bornstein

#18. I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes. - Author: Brittany Snow

#19. Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn't have to listen to its bullshit. - Author: Kendall Ryan

#20. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children. - Author: Amy Tan

#21. With his blond hair, broad shoulders, and perpetual tan,
Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I'd thought about him in his underwear.
Much. - Author: Chris Cannon

#22. It is the stories of REAL PEOPLE living REAL LIVES that will define out generation. - Author: Marilyn R. Wilson