Top 22 Funny Tan Quotes
#1. I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
Natasha Leggero
#2. It is the stories of REAL PEOPLE living REAL LIVES that will define out generation.
Marilyn R. Wilson
#3. With his blond hair, broad shoulders, and perpetual tan,
Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I'd thought about him in his underwear.
Much.
Chris Cannon
#4. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children.
Amy Tan
#5. Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn't have to listen to its bullshit.
Kendall Ryan
#6. I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes.
Brittany Snow
#7. I honor anybody who wants to be a man and do the work of becoming a man. I honor anyone who mindfully becomes a woman. That's cool. But, I really don't get how there's only two choices. There's no two of anything else in the entire universe; why should there only be two genders? I don't get it.
Kate Bornstein
#8. Until then,I'll be waiting patiently. Just say when.
Colleen Hoover
#9. I remember meeting you, Hall," Nathan said. "I knew right away you were a good guy."
"I don't know if I was," I said. "Maybe I just ended up becoming what you wanted me to be. If that's the case, I thank you for it.
Michael Panush
#10. How funny to see the foreigner in a farmer's work hat, like a fish that has put on clothes. Around
Amy Tan
#11. You can't reduce an actual human being; you're just writing! You're not doing anything to another person.
Vivian Gornick
#12. So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny you'd laugh yourself unconscious, others so terrible you'd never want to repeat them. But I can't remember any of those. So I'll just tell you about the time I found that lost thing ...
Shaun Tan
#13. The only thing worse than living with regret, is dying with regret.
Jewel E. Ann
#14. I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.
Bauvard
#16. Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way.
Shaun Tan
#17. Back in the '70s when my friends in California were at Berkeley, in-state tuition was around $700 a year.
Gail Collins
#18. The only way to survive in this world is by keeping alive our dream, without ever fulfilling it, since the fulfilment never measures up to what we imagine.
Fernando Pessoa
#20. For s freedom Christ has t set us free; u stand firm therefore, and do not submit again to v a yoke of w slavery.
Anonymous
#21. Visible nature is but a distorted reflection of a more perfect world and the creative individual viewing her is inspired to perceive within and behind her many garments, that which is timeless and entirely beautiful.
Lawren Harris
#22. I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."
Mitch Hedberg
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