Top 22 Funny Tan Quotes

#1. I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.

Natasha Leggero

Funny Tan Quotes #86512
#2. It is the stories of REAL PEOPLE living REAL LIVES that will define out generation.

Marilyn R. Wilson

Funny Tan Quotes #246599
#3. With his blond hair, broad shoulders, and perpetual tan,
Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I'd thought about him in his underwear.
Much.

Chris Cannon

Funny Tan Quotes #291786
#4. Why would any writer in her right mind ever consider making a movie instead? That's like going from being a monk or a nun to serving as a camp counselor for hundreds of problem children.

Amy Tan

Funny Tan Quotes #337734
#5. Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn't have to listen to its bullshit.

Kendall Ryan

Funny Tan Quotes #357166
#6. I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes.

Brittany Snow

Funny Tan Quotes #440529
#7. I honor anybody who wants to be a man and do the work of becoming a man. I honor anyone who mindfully becomes a woman. That's cool. But, I really don't get how there's only two choices. There's no two of anything else in the entire universe; why should there only be two genders? I don't get it.

Kate Bornstein

Funny Tan Quotes #442193
#8. Until then,I'll be waiting patiently. Just say when.

Colleen Hoover

Funny Tan Quotes #590215
#9. I remember meeting you, Hall," Nathan said. "I knew right away you were a good guy."
"I don't know if I was," I said. "Maybe I just ended up becoming what you wanted me to be. If that's the case, I thank you for it.

Michael Panush

Funny Tan Quotes #614666
#10. How funny to see the foreigner in a farmer's work hat, like a fish that has put on clothes. Around

Amy Tan

Funny Tan Quotes #881814
#11. You can't reduce an actual human being; you're just writing! You're not doing anything to another person.

Vivian Gornick

Funny Tan Quotes #928073
#12. So you want to hear a story? Well, I used to know a whole lot of pretty interesting ones. Some of them so funny you'd laugh yourself unconscious, others so terrible you'd never want to repeat them. But I can't remember any of those. So I'll just tell you about the time I found that lost thing ...

Shaun Tan

Funny Tan Quotes #974214
#13. The only thing worse than living with regret, is dying with regret.

Jewel E. Ann

Funny Tan Quotes #986470
#14. I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.

Bauvard

Funny Tan Quotes #1209450
#15. Mama Ganache chocolate

Kelsey Timmerman

Funny Tan Quotes #1275947
#16. Animals represent the abstract notion of acceptance. Living with these funny creatures - you kind of have to accept them. It's like a test in a way.

Shaun Tan

Funny Tan Quotes #1434803
#17. Back in the '70s when my friends in California were at Berkeley, in-state tuition was around $700 a year.

Gail Collins

Funny Tan Quotes #1489251
#18. The only way to survive in this world is by keeping alive our dream, without ever fulfilling it, since the fulfilment never measures up to what we imagine.

Fernando Pessoa

Funny Tan Quotes #1587359
#19. Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Tan Quotes #1658269
#20. For s freedom Christ has t set us free; u stand firm therefore, and do not submit again to v a yoke of w slavery.

Anonymous

Funny Tan Quotes #1707669
#21. Visible nature is but a distorted reflection of a more perfect world and the creative individual viewing her is inspired to perceive within and behind her many garments, that which is timeless and entirely beautiful.

Lawren Harris

Funny Tan Quotes #1730040
#22. I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Tan Quotes #1768448

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