Funny Taliban Quotes

#1. I'm in love with my second cousin.

Bob Dylan

#2. Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her.

Bill Dedman

#3. I believe that crisis really tends to help develop the characer of an organisation.

John Sculley

#4. Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

Shelley Berman

#5. I think it's ridiculous that you need to look a certain way to be conventionally pretty.

Kristen Stewart

#6. When you come back you will not be you. And I may not be I.

E. M. Forster

#7. The mail service has been excellent out here, and in my opinion this is all that the Air Force has accomplished during the war.

Chesty Puller

#8. Was it a millionaire who said, "Imagine no possessions"?

Elvis Costello

#9. Writers need each other.

Sara Sheridan

#10. Soft pity enters an iron gate.

William Shakespeare

#11. We still are pestered by two parties: the aristocratic, which is panting for a counter revolution, and the factious, which aims at the division of the empire and destruction of the authority - and perhaps of the lives - of the reigning branch, both of which parties are fomenting troubles.

Marquis De Lafayette

#12. I think, especially in our business we meet a lot of people, and sometimes you spend so much time being nice to strangers, and so, you know, keeping a clear head and just being nice to each other. And that's all the advice I can give.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

#13. If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too.

M.F. Moonzajer

#14. In 1970s Britain, conservative philosophy was the preoccupation of a few half-mad recluses.

Roger Scruton