Top 12 Funny Table Tennis Quotes

#1. Did you take your sassy pills tonight, Jules?"
"Seriously, Jane. I will cut a bitch."
"Where did you even learn that expression? Have you been watching RuPaul's Drag Race again?

Nicole Peeler

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #19362
#2. A spectacular novel of colonial China that should put this first-time author on the map." - Kirkus Reviews

Milena Banks

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #57218
#3. It's not often you find someone who is a good friend and good writer, Charlotte was both.

E.

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #114310
#4. I don't know what our government does except put us into debt and blow up other countries.

Madonna Ciccone

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #177280
#5. My whole theory for the improvement of society is based on a belief in the discipline and the education of the individual to self-control and right doing, for the sake of right doing. I have never seen fundamental improvements imposed from the top by ordinances and laws.

Ida Tarbell

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #208827
#6. When I first drove my car down Sunset Strip, I nearly crashed my car gazing at the monolithic ads of various celebrities. They are bigger than King Kong, and more frightening.

Rebecca Pidgeon

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #277458
#7. Everything is full and pure at its source and precisely there, not outside.

Meister Eckhart

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #430159
#8. There isn't much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.

P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #862564
#9. Those who tell you it's tough at the top have never been at the bottom.

Joe Harvey

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #1088089
#10. I knew of a man who was sent to the State Prison for twenty-five years. All these years he was always thinking of his home, and counting by years, months, and days, the time till he should
be free, and see his family and friends once more.

Harriet Tubman

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #1345337
#11. If truth be known, I carried some rather potent messianic fantasies with me from childhood which I felt I had to control, otherwise I might end up in the loony bin. But when I made my way in the world I wanted to indulge myself in my fantasies to the extent that I could afford.

George Soros

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #1701156
#12. Brevity: To say at once whatever is to be said.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

Funny Table Tennis Quotes #1830101

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