Funny T Rex Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 29 Funny T Rex Quotes

#1. We come. We go. And in between we try to understand. - Author: Rod Steiger
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#2. Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hippopotamous throwing up. - Author: Adam Rex
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#3. This is where you all live?" Asked John as they ascended the stairs. "It's small."
"This is just our Thanksgiving house," Scott muttered. "We have a house for every day of the year. - Author: Adam Rex
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#4. Polly Esther Doe was born at 8:03 a.m. on August 14. - Author: Adam Rex
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#5. Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend. - Author: Josh Mathews
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#6. I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages. - Author: Adam Rex
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#7. Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. - Author: Adam Rex
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#8. He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED. - Author: Rachel Caine
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#9. He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. - Author: Adam Rex
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#10. There's a little bit of magic in every box! - Author: Adam Rex
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#11. What part of Canada are you from, honey?"
"THE LEFT PART," said Jay. - Author: Adam Rex
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#12. Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. - Author: Adam Rex
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#13. The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much. - Author: Adam Rex
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#14. Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good. - Author: Adam Rex
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#15. There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good. - Author: Adam Rex
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#16. John Edgar Park introduced me to the gentle art of recreational lock-picking. It's fun and potentially useful to know how to tickle tumblers in the right way to open door locks and padlocks. - Author: Mark Frauenfelder
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#17. Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind. - Author: Rex W. Tillerson
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#18. Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. - Author: Adam Rex
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#19. In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and I'll turn into a bat to get away from you."
"Fight or flight."
"Yes."
"Only half of that is flight. - Author: Adam Rex
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#20. Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. - Author: Adam Rex
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#21. I would be more than her guardian and her champion and the jester who made her laugh. I would be her everything, if I could. -Puck - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#22. Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals. - Author: Adam Rex
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#23. They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? - Author: Adam Rex
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#24. Can I see some ID?"
"WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID ... THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN."
Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out. - Author: Adam Rex
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#25. Love is a funny thing, isn't it? It likes to f*** with you by making you fall in love with the wrong person."- Master Rex from my upcoming book "Whispers of Change - Author: Justus Roux
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#26. I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. - Author: Simon Rex
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#27. People are much more interesting than people realise. - Author: Peter Ackroyd
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#28. He was thinking alone, and seriously racking his brain to find a direction for this single force four times multiplied, with which he did not doubt, as with the lever for which Archimedes sought, they should succeed in moving the world, when some one tapped gently at his door. - Author: Alexandre Dumas
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#29. A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt. - Author: Adam Rex
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