Top 15 Funny Sweet Potato Sayings

#1. I have just been elected Captain of the Nap Squad. It's a very exhausting position, and requires training twice a day, once when I get up and once before bed.

Jarod Kintz

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #307541
#2. I am what I am and I can't change it. I know how to cope and how to get by. I don't want or expect anyone to stand with me. I don't need anyone to. I've learned to accept my life just the way it is, and I don't give a damn if you or anyone else doesn't.

Nora Roberts

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #349544
#3. The prime goal of censorship is to promote ignorance, whether it is done via lying and bowdlerized school texts or by attacking individual books.

Felice Picano

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #752325
#4. I'm also influenced by all the places I've traveled since then: I've been to Hollywood and great fashion shows and seen the world. I have a different perspective, and I mix that up.

Jennifer Lopez

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #809603
#5. And when I'm with Toby, I feel like someone finally colored in the background on my page.

Lori Reisenbichler

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #862091
#6. I have such disdain for anybody who gets joy out of blowing the stuffing out of a little woodland creature, that I don't really care if any of them gets shot.

Bill Maher

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #896744
#7. Laughter is inner jogging.

Norman Cousins

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #952550
#8. Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.

Jeff Dunham

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1007624
#9. If I quake, what matters it what I quake at? Our proper vice takes form in one or another shape, according to the sex, age, or temperament of the person, and, if we are capable of fear, will readily find terrors.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1026866
#10. You're serious?"
"As a heart attack."
I set my bag down and leaned on the counter. Okay, Hunter Zaccadelli, you could make me dinner.
"Stuffed French toast, sweet potato hash and strawberries and cream."
"Breakfast for dinner? You rebel, you.

Chelsea M. Cameron

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1054190
#11. People without leverage work for those with leverage.

Robert Kiyosaki

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1220852
#12. This is definitely / for the brothers / who ain't here.

Willie Perdomo

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1268827
#13. Four different kinds of Tater Tots?" I felt overwhelmed by culinary confusion. "Why would anyone need so many? Chili. Sweet potato. Blue?

Rick Riordan

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1367335
#14. Reconnection to the suppressed, yet incredible spirit and creativity of the managed - the many who day in, day out, do the ordinary work of the world from which the wealth, power, and fame of the few is extracted.

Anonymous

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1529168
#15. That rarest gift to Beauty, Common Sense!

George Meredith

Funny Sweet Potato Sayings #1564243

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