Top 11 Funny Swamp Quotes

#1. Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

Dave Barry

Funny Swamp Quotes #206571
#2. The Marshall guitar amplifier doesn't just get louder when you turn it up. It distorts the sound to produce a whole range of new harmonics, effectively turning a plucked string instrument into a bowed one.

Brian Eno

Funny Swamp Quotes #436685
#3. It's people's worst fantasy to see their partner kissing someone else, even though it's a job and it's not real.

Hayley Atwell

Funny Swamp Quotes #573036
#4. I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.

Joe Murray

Funny Swamp Quotes #638871
#5. Helping begins with listening.

Gloria Steinem

Funny Swamp Quotes #840498
#6. Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.

Douglas Adams

Funny Swamp Quotes #851904
#7. Oft gay and honoured robes those tortures try:
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.

John Webster

Funny Swamp Quotes #923998
#8. He who is afraid to shake the dice will never throw a six

Chris Bradford

Funny Swamp Quotes #972696
#9. Annia of the red braid and the ferocious scowl and the long, long limbs. Annia Galeria Faustina ...
"Mine," I whispered, "Mine

Kate Quinn

Funny Swamp Quotes #1351781
#10. Sometimes, you must play by the rules. If only so one can break them more effectively.

Maya Rodale

Funny Swamp Quotes #1649086
#11. I never know what you're thinking, and you're only forthcoming when you're furious. Like now.

Sylvain Reynard

Funny Swamp Quotes #1807615

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