Funny Suspicious Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 13 Funny Suspicious Quotes

#1. An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and saying, 'What are we fighting for, man?' - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#2. I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light. - Author: Woody Allen
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#3. I don't think of myself as funny. I think of myself as rather grave, actually. And I'm suspicious of fun. I never quite know what that is or how to deal with it or how to generate it. That's my fault. I know it's a burden on the people I'm with. It's tiresome. - Author: Hugh Laurie
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#4. My first role was in the George Gershwin musical 'Crazy for You' at the Orlando Repertory Theatre when I was 11 - I grew up in Florida - and I wasn't old enough to be in it, but they let me anyway. I was just this little shrimp in a leotard. - Author: Aubrey Peeples
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#5. Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone - Author: Stephen King
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#6. I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny. - Author: Kurt Braunohler
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#7. There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Author: Criss Jami
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#8. You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama. - Author: Paula Deen
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#9. I fear that I am not made for rough touch - Author: Sai Marie Johnson
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#10. They wanted spring, of course they wanted it, more than anything. They longed for sun with every pore of their skin. But spring hurts. If spring can come, if things can be different, how can you bear what your existence has been? - Author: Helen Dunmore
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#11. Joblessness sets you free psychologically - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#12. If you can achieve action, you will achieve happiness. - Author: L. Ron Hubbard
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#13. The national government was itself the creature of the States ... Yet today it is often made to appear that the creature, Frankenstein-like, is determined to destroy the creators. - Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower
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