Top 15 Funny Survival Sayings
#2. People still come up to me and ask me to sign their records. That's right, records! Man, they don't even make records no more!
Al Green
#3. I told (God) I'd take every opportunity to speak for the kids who can't speak,
Lauren Conrad
#4. It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.
Stephen Herfst
#5. I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
Jennifer Lawrence
#7. If you have a workforce that enjoys each other, they trust each other, they trust management, they're proud of where they work - then they're going to deliver a good product.
Jeff Smisek
#8. Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule.
Charles Dickens
#9. Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty.
Eric Idle
#10. Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.
Cher
#11. 'Gone With The Wind' is one of the all-time greats. Read Margaret Mitchell's book and watch the film again; it's a soap opera in all its glory. It is superb and memorable.
Timothy Dalton
#12. It's funny how the world works, how we win and lose, how we can never really know what's ahead though we never stop planning. How we survive and move on. There's a sadness that comes with survival, but also more joy to be had.
Anna McPartlin
#13. Funny how easily we forget the good times while the nightmares haunt us. Guess that's a survival mechanism. We're not here to be happy; we're just here to be here. I
Hugh Howey
#14. Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.
Rachel Zucker
#15. Seek happiness for its own sake, and you will not find it; seek for duty, and happiness will follow as the shadow comes with the sunshine.
Tryon Edwards
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