Funny Survival Sayings

#1. Angry people cannot create a peaceful planet

Marianne Williamson

#2. People still come up to me and ask me to sign their records. That's right, records! Man, they don't even make records no more!

Al Green

#3. I told (God) I'd take every opportunity to speak for the kids who can't speak,

Lauren Conrad

#4. It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

Stephen Herfst

#5. I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.

Jennifer Lawrence

#6. The best thing in every noble dream is the dreamer ...

Moncure D. Conway

#7. If you have a workforce that enjoys each other, they trust each other, they trust management, they're proud of where they work - then they're going to deliver a good product.

Jeff Smisek

#8. Take nothing on its looks; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule.

Charles Dickens

#9. Probably spending 12 years at boarding school - comedy became a survival gene. But I think some people are funny right off the bat, as soon as they can speak or be naughty.

Eric Idle

#10. Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.

Cher

#11. 'Gone With The Wind' is one of the all-time greats. Read Margaret Mitchell's book and watch the film again; it's a soap opera in all its glory. It is superb and memorable.

Timothy Dalton

#12. It's funny how the world works, how we win and lose, how we can never really know what's ahead though we never stop planning. How we survive and move on. There's a sadness that comes with survival, but also more joy to be had.

Anna McPartlin

#13. Funny how easily we forget the good times while the nightmares haunt us. Guess that's a survival mechanism. We're not here to be happy; we're just here to be here. I

Hugh Howey

#14. Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.

Rachel Zucker

#15. Seek happiness for its own sake, and you will not find it; seek for duty, and happiness will follow as the shadow comes with the sunshine.

Tryon Edwards