Funny Suit Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 24 Funny Suit Sayings

#1. Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? - Author: Henny Youngman
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#2. As a young man, I used to sport a rather ragged beard [ ... ]; it doesn't suit and in its untended state I can often come to look like a set of sensory organs lost in a raspberry bush. - Author: Claire North
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#3. But one creature said at last, I am tired of clinging. Though I cannot see it with my eyes, I trust that the current knows where it is going. I shall let go, and let it take me where it will. Clinging, I shall die of boredom. - Author: Richard Bach
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#4. The evolution theory is purely the product of the imagination. - Author: John Ambrose Fleming
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#5. A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat. - Author: Reza Aslan
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#6. Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. - Author: Marilyn Vos Savant
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#7. I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that. - Author: Evan Peters
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#8. Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy. - Author: Michelle Hodkin
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#9. A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts. - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#10. I didn't want to prejudge but based on the company he kept, the glistening of his suit, and the poser-like swagger, I somehow suspected that Shiny Suit was what the students today technically refer to as a douchebag. - Author: Harlan Coben
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#11. Are you in a suit?' I managed at last, my voice choking up. 'You didn't have to dress up for me.'
'Quiet, Sage,' he said. 'I'll make the hilarious one-liners during this daring rescue. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#12. I think I was raised by a really good mother. - Author: Dean Winters
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#13. Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. - Author: Cyn Balog
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#14. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit. - Author: Rita Rudner
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#15. The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra) - Author: Ronald Reagan
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#16. First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified,
nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country. - Author: George W. Bush
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#17. I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny. - Author: Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec
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#18. I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job. - Author: Doug Stanhope
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#19. Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesn't suit you."
The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. "I am exploring new personality avenues."
"Well, stop it."
"Yes, my lady. - Author: Gail Carriger
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#20. But tonight was the night. Chloe and Jake were finally going to tell their parents. Tomorrow, I could be planning my boyfriend's funeral. - Author: Kieran Scott
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#21. I threw the opening pitch at a Blue Jays game, and after the pitch, the mascot asked me if I wanted him to sign the game ball, which I thought was funny. What would he write? "Best Wishes, Some Guy in a Bird Suit"?" - Author: Ken Jennings
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#22. I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer. - Author: Mads Mikkelsen
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#23. He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though. - Author: Lauren Oliver
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#24. I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? - Author: Janet Evanovich
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