Top 24 Funny Suit Sayings
#1. Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
Cyn Balog
#2. I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
Janet Evanovich
#3. He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though.
Lauren Oliver
#4. I have a three-piece suit. I'm an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I'm probably the killer.
Mads Mikkelsen
#5. I threw the opening pitch at a Blue Jays game, and after the pitch, the mascot asked me if I wanted him to sign the game ball, which I thought was funny. What would he write? "Best Wishes, Some Guy in a Bird Suit"?"
Ken Jennings
#6. But tonight was the night. Chloe and Jake were finally going to tell their parents. Tomorrow, I could be planning my boyfriend's funeral.
Kieran Scott
#7. Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesn't suit you."
The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. "I am exploring new personality avenues."
"Well, stop it."
"Yes, my lady.
Gail Carriger
#8. I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Doug Stanhope
#9. I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.
Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec
#10. First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified,
nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.
George W. Bush
#11. The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra)
Ronald Reagan
#12. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
Rita Rudner
#13. Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
Henny Youngman
#14. I think I was raised by a really good mother.
Dean Winters
#15. Are you in a suit?' I managed at last, my voice choking up. 'You didn't have to dress up for me.'
'Quiet, Sage,' he said. 'I'll make the hilarious one-liners during this daring rescue.
Richelle Mead
#16. I didn't want to prejudge but based on the company he kept, the glistening of his suit, and the poser-like swagger, I somehow suspected that Shiny Suit was what the students today technically refer to as a douchebag.
Harlan Coben
#17. A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.
Craig Ferguson
#18. Yes!" He wrapped both arms around me, but when I tried to do the same he jumped away. "Watch the suit," he said, glaring. Oh, boy.
Michelle Hodkin
#19. I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life. I have yet to prove myself in the movies, but I'd love to get the opportunity to do that.
Evan Peters
#20. Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Marilyn Vos Savant
#21. A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.
Reza Aslan
#23. But one creature said at last, I am tired of clinging. Though I cannot see it with my eyes, I trust that the current knows where it is going. I shall let go, and let it take me where it will. Clinging, I shall die of boredom.
Richard Bach
#24. As a young man, I used to sport a rather ragged beard [ ... ]; it doesn't suit and in its untended state I can often come to look like a set of sensory organs lost in a raspberry bush.
Claire North