Funny Student Council Speech Quotes

#1. It would absolutely suck if you paid a few bucks for a book only to find that on the first page it said, 'Once upon a time they all lived happily ever after' and the rest of the book was blank.

Simon Travaglia

#2. Have I been wiretapped? Yes. But who they said wiretapped me was incorrect.

Farrah Fawcett

#3. At the end of my life, is it better to say that I empowered people to make great stuff, or that I died with a net worth of $10 billion? Obviously I'm picking the former, although I would not mind both.

Guy Kawasaki

#4. Oh, adjust yourself. You people have spent ten millennia playing at soldiers while becoming ever more dedicated civilians. We've spent the last thousand years trying hard to stay civilian while refining the legacy of a won galactic war.

Iain M. Banks

#5. Once more the liberal year laughs out O'er richer stores than gems or gold: Once more with harvest song and shout Is nature's boldest triumph told.

John Greenleaf Whittier

#6. What is really important to me is a sense of humour and a mischief about life. Life is just too boring otherwise.

Mira Nair

#7. It was like there was some parallel universe we all vanished off to where we had all this sex.

Kazuo Ishiguro

#8. Take what you want and pay for it, says God. You can have anything you want, as long as you accept that there is a price and you will have to pay it.

Tana French

#9. Capitalism involves struggle, but it has an invisible heart beating at its core that transforms people's lives.

Russ Roberts

#10. Ordinary people can spread good and bad information about brands faster than marketers.

Ray Johnson

#11. Hombre, there are bodegas open all night long.

Ernest Hemingway,

#12. We wanted to sit down and conceptually work out songs.

Mike Lowry

#13. When the power of love overcomes the love of power than the world will know peace

Na

#14. Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

Robin Williams