Top 10 Funny Stripping Quotes

#1. I'm actually pretty good at stripping, which makes me wonder what happened in my previous life. Funny enough, I don't wear a lot of clothes when I dance and it's very sexy, so it wasn't too hard to get into the motion of it.

Julianne Hough

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#2. He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else.

Samuel Johnson

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#3. He has built a pedestal for her so tall that she is afraid to be lifted atop it, because to fall would mean certain death. But oh, she would rise far, far beyond fear and be held by arms so strong, and love so pure, that falling would not be an option.

Ellen Hopkins

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#4. It has been said by a certain general, that the first object in the establishment of an army ought to be making provision for the belly, that being the basis and foundation of all operations

Frederick The Great

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#5. I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?

Rebecca Murphy

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#6. With every step I wished myself away to another life, one lived far from here.

Alice Hoffman

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#7. It's wrong to flog a man. It's against his being a man.

Peter Ustinov

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#8. Argument against free will defence: There are some who, while no less free than others, would never knowingly harm another person, and it is surely conceivable that everyone should have been like that.

Unknown

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#9. Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and
mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

Jen Lancaster

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#10. I should have celebrated my life as it was, imperfections, sadness, and all, and not forensically examined its faults.

Gilly Macmillan

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