Funny Stomach Flu Quotes

#1. Two halves make one whole. It's not important if those two halves are exactly the same.

Harmony Raines

#2. Gentlemen can now only behave as such, or be tolerated as such, in circumstances that are manifestly contrived or unreal.

Simon Raven

#3. The meritocracy offered liberation from the unjust hierarchies of race, gender, and sexual orientation, but swapped in their place a new hierarchy based on the notion that people are deeply unequal in ability and drive.

Christopher L. Hayes

#4. Has it not ... invariably been found that momentary passions, and immediate interests, have a more active and imperious control over human conduct than general or remote considerations of policy, utility and justice?

Alexander Hamilton

#5. Enjoy your book hunting, Sweetheart. Please be well.

Sarah Ann Walker

#6. I'm a creative person and I use painting, acting, writing, writing songs, or whatever, as tools to just get a point across, in order to communicate a story or an emotion.

Michael Marisi Ornstein

#7. I can't control the waves of the ocean, but I can learn how to navigate my ship.

Debasish Mridha

#8. When he faced me again, he looked ashamed of himself. "I have gravely underestimated you, Darren," he said. "I will not do so again. I made a wiser choice than I realized when I chose you to serve as my assistant. I feel honoured to have you by my side.

Darren Shan

#9. C gives the programmer what the programmer wants; few restrictions, few complaints... C++ maintains the original spirit of C, that the programmer not the language is in charge.

Herbert Schildt

#10. You have to be involved and relate to the characters in order to make a film that is true emotionally.

Spike Jonze

#11. Savage, despicable evil. That's what we were fighting in Iraq.

Chris Kyle

#12. And now, my pet, it's time for you to go in your cage.

Darling Adams

#13. If you examined a hundred people who had lost their faith in Christianity, I wonder how many of them would turn out to have reasoned out of it by honest argument? Do not most people simply drift away?

C.S. Lewis

#14. If we believe that murder is wrong and not admissible in our society, then it has to be wrong for everyone, not just individuals but governments as well.

Helen Prejean