Top 14 Funny Stock Broker Quotes

#1. It's like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for 'Harry Potter'.

Robbie Coltraine

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #213408
#2. Anyone can quit, but it takes a strong, committed person not to quit when times are tough.

Pat Summitt

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #308558
#3. Multiculturalism helps immigrants postpone the pain of letting go of the anachronistic and inappropriate. It locks people into corrupt, inefficient, and unjust social systems, even if it does preserve their arts and crafts. It perpetuates poverty, misery, and abuse.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #448586
#4. Have you ever walked down the streets of New York and been given the right of way? It's an amazing feeling.

A.C. Newman

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #469686
#5. I've always wanted to make the world a more rational place. I'm still working on it.

Penn Jillette

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #624838
#6. Erasmus was like Serena in a sense: he frequently needed to prune and weed the human race in his own garden.

Brian Herbert

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #709741
#7. This is an unbearable kiss, unbearable, unreal, unimaginable. - Esme from Sister Mischief

Laura Goode

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #953872
#8. Mrs. Hammon told me that God made my hair red on purpose and I haven't card for him since.

L.M. Montgomery

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1018824
#9. Someone once asked him if there was any sport he didn't like, and he replied "Politics. They should stop showing that on TV.

Fredrik Backman

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1104179
#10. Jesus is the only significance. Beside Jesus nothing has any significance. He alone matters.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1198326
#11. I guess I would say, it's okay to put things off until the very last minute as long as you know you've got them under control.

Karlie Kloss

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1348655
#12. I would rather give up acting than become world famous, because I think you pay a very high price. Writing and putting new plays out into the world has informed what I do, and I've had a lot more freedom to play really interesting parts.

Lindsay Duncan

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1374175
#13. The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea.

Victoria Schwab

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1538335
#14. Our children, two daughters and a son, were born in 1874, 1876, and 1879.

Mary Augusta Ward

Funny Stock Broker Quotes #1561084

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