Top 19 Funny Sticker Sayings

#1. My give-a-shit button's broken, baby," Rune said.

Thea Harrison

Funny Sticker Sayings #94664
#2. Its a beautiful day.I think I'll skip my meds and stir things up a bit_Bumper Sticker

Darynda Jones

Funny Sticker Sayings #249509
#3. I have put my faith in the Lord, and I really believe He's taking care of them. They're too beautiful and precious that He's not going to let anything happen to them

Susan Smith

Funny Sticker Sayings #259124
#4. The more you complain the longer God lets you live

Bertrand Russell

Funny Sticker Sayings #335882
#5. Hillary Clinton supported concessions to the Castro brothers and got almost nothing in return for ending the embargo.

Chris Christie

Funny Sticker Sayings #440883
#6. What do you want to kiss me for? I'm filthy.'- Liesel
So am I.'- Rudy

Markus Zusak

Funny Sticker Sayings #662540
#7. Perhaps someone had once hoped to lighten the air of the blue room in Hill House with a dainty wallpaper, not seeing how such a hope would evaporate in Hill House, leaving only the faintest hint of its existence, like an almost inaudible echo of sobbing far away...

Shirley Jackson

Funny Sticker Sayings #709320
#8. For once Yancy didn't mind driving to Miami. Dr. Rosa Campesino had agreed to meet for lunch. On the Eighteen-Mile Stretch he got stuck behind a minivan with a CHOOSE LIFE bumper sticker. "Choose the accelerator! How's that for starters?" Yancy was shouting, pounding on the horn.

Carl Hiaasen

Funny Sticker Sayings #969199
#9. There is no path I follow. I feel as if I'm just drifting along, because although I can progress physically, through my training, mentally and spiritually I don't know what the hell I'm doing. It's like that car sticker: 'Don't follow me, I'm lost'.

Steve Ovett

Funny Sticker Sayings #978865
#10. I don't know how, but I know Who

Beth Moore

Funny Sticker Sayings #1020289
#11. The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot.

Shannon L. Alder

Funny Sticker Sayings #1105584
#12. At least you left out the oh-my-God sauce this time."
"Made myself a batch with it," Shane said. "It's got the biohazard sticker on it in the fridge, so don't bitch if you get flamed.

Rachel Caine

Funny Sticker Sayings #1120108
#13. We have such a good time working together. It makes such a difference going to work every day for 14 hours and being able to hang out and have a good time.

Sarah Chalke

Funny Sticker Sayings #1128235
#14. I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.

Bill Watterson

Funny Sticker Sayings #1132808
#15. If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Funny Sticker Sayings #1169854
#16. I used to go to San Diego all the time to hang out. My cousin played for the San Diego Padres, and my brother lives down there. I love going to the zoo and walking around Old Town.

Drake Bell

Funny Sticker Sayings #1570258
#17. Count nothing lost; even the day that sees "no worthy action done" may be a day of preparation and accumulation that will add greatly to the achievements of tomorrow. Many a day was made famous because nothing was done the day before.

Christian D. Larson

Funny Sticker Sayings #1602209
#18. The pickup points are a natural additional network for delivery. For me, the surprise is that Amazon didn't come up with that idea.

Maelle Gavet

Funny Sticker Sayings #1713584
#19. Each song had a story to tell, each song was a small, but significant tale.

Lindy Zart

Funny Sticker Sayings #1846857

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