Funny Steeplechase Quotes

#1. I know no religion that destroys courtesy, civility, and kindness.

William Penn

#2. God gives me the children's ministry heart and patience. This is what He wants. It's awesome. I don't know where He's gonna take it - but God is building this thing.

Willie Aames

#3. The greatest art of a politician is to render vice serviceable to the cause of virtue.

Henry Bolingbroke

#4. Every kid that goes to Catholic school believes he's going to be a priest one day.

Cheech Marin

#5. No verse which is unmusical or obscure can be regarded as poetry whatever other qualities it may possess.

Alfred Austin

#6. I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

Billy Wilder

#7. He was seven years old the summer that his life ended. He'd always felt like his life was taken the moment that truck rammed into his father and sister. Or at least, the life he would have had was ended before it even began.

Melodie Ramone

#8. I cannot grasp the difference between killing people with drones or rifles and knives. The objective in war is to kill the enemy before he kills you. I can't fathom the almost religious zeal with which the use of drones is being opposed.

Charles McCarry

#9. On my travels around the world, I've met people in countries where democracy doesn't exist and if it does, they are intimidated into voting in a certain way.

Ross Kemp