Funny Std Quotes

#1. An artist should write for himself & not for an audience. If the audience likes it, great. If not, they can keep away.

Artie Shaw

#2. It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you are a child, even if you happen to be one.

Patrick Rothfuss

#3. Watch a movie that makes you laugh or listen to a song that makes you cry. Embrace your emotions and be proud of what you feel.

Demi Lovato

#4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Sarah Mlynowski

#5. Jesus was ... He is ... and will always be ... my Master,

Toni Sorenson

#6. I don't care if I get $50 million to do a film.

Abel Ferrara

#7. With a mind as bright as yours you will want to find a proper school to continue your education ... You must continue the education your mother began. Young women must have an education.

Gloria Whelan

#8. I need to work to support my family.

Tori Spelling

#9. I can't promise to take away your loneliness, but I can promise to be there when you need me the most.

Sarvesh Jain

#10. My mom always worked, and I certainly don't want to look back and think, 'Well, I don't have kids, but I'm glad I did that sitcom.'

Casey Wilson

#11. From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is the best policy?]

John Harington

#12. The method of science, as stodgy and grumpy as it may seem, is far more important than the findings of science.

Carl Sagan

#13. The double pleasure of pulling down an opponent, and of raising oneself, is the charm of a politician's life.

Anthony Trollope

#14. You know what's funny to me? You know what's really funny to me? The fact that you've been calling Lita the walking kiss of death, but tonight.. the walking KOD beat the walking STD.

Chris Jericho

#15. Prison is a process, a succession of imprisonments. At first it operates only on a physical level, restricting your movement. Later, it extends to the psychological plane, encompassing your very perception. You come to exclude all thoughts, all visions of the free world.

Norman Parker

#16. There is no reward for wishes.

Chinedum Azuh