Funny Staying Alive Quotes

#1. The laws of thought are also the laws of things: of things in the remotest space and the remotest time.

C.S. Lewis

#2. There are fine things that are more brilliant when they are unfinished than when finished too much.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#3. Life is conspiring in your favor. It may not always look that way, but it is, I assure you. Everything that is happening, is happening just the wayit must, in order for you to have the opportunity tocreate the experience of your Self for which you yearn.

Neale Donald Walsch

#4. I make films about working class people.

Taylor Hackford

#5. Gravity must be natural and simple; there must be urbanity and tenderness in it. A man must not formalize on everything. He who does so is a fool; and a grave fool is, perhaps, more injurious than a light fool.

William Cecil, 1st Baron Burghley

#6. There is not less wit nor less invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that thought.

Pierre Bayle

#7. Education is imposed ignorance.

Noam Chomsky

#8. I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

Jerry Coleman

#9. If my heart were a compass, you'd be North.

Kenneth Oppel

#10. Earth's blackest day and earth's brightest day are only three days apart.

E. Stanley Jones

#11. It was there I met my future wife, Celeste Landry, although our lives took us separate ways for many years and we were not to marry until more than ten years later.

Eric Allin Cornell