Top 13 Funny Stampede Quotes

#1. Criticism involves taking a position, Mr. Day. How long has it been since you took a considered position on anything important?

Allan Dare Pearce

Funny Stampede Quotes #131933
#2. Basically I am just another actor who loves his work and this thing about age only exists in the media.

Amitabh Bachchan

Funny Stampede Quotes #286316
#3. Having someone prancing around with an active chain saw while the ground shifted seemed spectacularly unwise.

Daniel O'Malley

Funny Stampede Quotes #607238
#4. Rocky and Adrian. Ginger and Fred. Dillon and Cadence.
Three sets of two beings. Two people that apart mean a whole lot less then when they are together. Men made better because of the love of their women. In our case, a boy that can't imagine existing without his girl.
His world.

Melyssa Winchester

Funny Stampede Quotes #763400
#5. (Rigg) had often complained that all these languages were useless, and Father had only said, A man who speaks but one language understands none.

Orson Scott Card

Funny Stampede Quotes #942214
#6. If it doesn't feel right, don't do it. That is the lesson, and that lesson alone will save you a lot of grief.

Oprah Winfrey

Funny Stampede Quotes #1172255
#7. The things that make me happy most are my family and working.

Damon Albarn

Funny Stampede Quotes #1227192
#8. I feel like I'm way down this deep, deep hole and I'm looking up and all there is is this little dot of light and I have to shout at the top of my lungs for anyone to hear me and even when I do, I say the wrong thing or they don't really listen or they're just humouring me.

Patrick Ness

Funny Stampede Quotes #1232765
#9. I don't think a movie today that captured all the things that we did in the seventies could come close, because it's like asking to recreate the seventies and the audience sensibilities and that's impossible.

Paul Michael Glaser

Funny Stampede Quotes #1344612
#10. It's never about what YOU want.

Roger Verge

Funny Stampede Quotes #1594918
#11. The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep

Edgar Watson Howe

Funny Stampede Quotes #1702283
#12. I tried to picture a bunch of guys in blue suits running around a beachside neighborhood, knocking on doors and flashing Fed creds. That should cause a stampede of illegal aliens heading south.

Nelson DeMille

Funny Stampede Quotes #1703818
#13. We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them.

Allen Tucker

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