Funny Stalker Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 9 famous quotes and sayings about funny stalker to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 9 Funny Stalker Sayings

#1. You were spying on me?" I repeated, this time my tone was stern.
"Nonsense! I was making sure you were safe." He answered, fluttering his wings and landing in front of me. "That's what friends do. - Author: Grace Fiorre
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#2. Just remember ... it doesn't matter how long you have known each other.. all that matters is that he has kept you smiling from day one - Author: Cassie Ventura
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#3. Examine from time to time what are the dominant passions of your soul, and having ascertained this, mold your life, so that in thought, word, and deed you may as far as possible counteract them. - Author: Saint Francis De Sales
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#4. I sneaked out to his house a couple times in the middle of the night to watch over him while he slept, just in case, I dont know, his comic book collection decided to spontaneously combust. This was dumb and admittedly creepy in an Edward Cullen kind of way - Author: Cynthia Hand
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#5. I never regret my past ... Only time I wasted was on the wrong people. - Author: Tyga
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#6. I used to collect comic books. I had a substantial collection. I collect records also, but those have gone the way of the world. - Author: Robin Zander
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#7. Wouldn't have pegged you for a dancer," he spoke to my mind.
"Funny, I would have pegged you for a stalker," I shot back. - Author: Becca Fitzpatrick
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#8. Let your work speak for you.Stay humble.And just DO the work. - Author: Ledisi
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#9. Do you ever leave a message for somebody and the answering machine cuts you off, and you have to decide whether you should not call back, or call back and appear like a stalker? "Hi. It's me again. I forgot to tell you that I'm going to kill you. Because I'm the freak who keeps calling and calling." - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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