Funny Stage Crew Quotes

#1. I survived many a youth hostel bunk room reading Tolstoy by flashlight.

Maria Semple

#2. David Foster Wallace: There's so much beauty and profundity in all kinds of shitty pop culture all around us.

David Lipsky

#3. The art of progress is to reserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order.

Alfred North Whitehead

#4. There's rumors in the Twittersphere. If I find out that any of my officer is giving out drug and alcohol I send their ass to prison with a snorkel duct-taped to their mouth and me s***ing down that Snorkel

Ice Cube

#5. It's all the same, only the names will change, everyday it seems we're wasting away. Another place, where the faces are so cold, I'd drive all night just to get back home.

Jon Bon Jovi

#6. The young artist ... will discover out of ordinary things the meaning of ordinariness. He will not try to make them extraordinary. Only their real meaning will be stated.

Allan Kaprow

#7. Our hope is we move beyond denial and into debate ... If we cleaned up the air, would it really be bad for us?

Bob Inglis

#8. DIAGRAMMING MY DEATH SENTENCE

James Patterson