Funny Spongebob Quotes

#1. Nor love thy life, nor hate; but what thou livest,
Live well; how long, or short, permit to Heaven. - Author: John Milton

#2. I'm a Kansan by residence, a Missourian by employment, a Louisianan by birth, Southern by the grace of God, and a Tybee Islander at heart. - Author: Dick Peterson

#3. Your thoughts and your words define your life. Think positively and affirm positive words to enrich your life positively. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita

#4. I wish I could have a little tape-and-loudspeaker arrangement sewn into the binding of this magazine, to be triggered off by the light reflected from the reader's eyes on to this part of the page, and set to bawl out at several bels: MORE WILL MEAN WORSE. - Author: Kingsley Amis

#5. Never forget this: It's easier to change your mind and emotions by taking action than it is to change your actions by trying to think and feel differently. - Author: Stephen Guise

#6. In the great debate that has raged for centuries about what, if anything, happens to you after death, be it heaven, hell, purgatory or extinction, one thing has never been in doubt - that you would at least know the answer when you were dead. - Author: Douglas Adams

#7. Life is brief, young maiden, fall in love; before the crimson bloom fades from your lips, before the tides of passion cool within your hips, for those of you who know no tomorrow. (Gondola no Uta) - Author: Kouhei Kadono