Top 12 Funny Speed Limit Quotes

#1. Cruel impulses stir all about my kindly heart.

Mason Cooley

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#2. Sharks are the lions of the sea.They glamorize the oceanic glory.

Munia Khan

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#3. The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were frequent intervals of eating and love making.

Charles Dickens

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#4. I had never been to a rodeo before. I had no idea how crazy white people could be. Considering I had been abandoned by a white, crack addict mother, I should have known.

Amy Harmon

Funny Speed Limit Quotes #358948
#5. I see my music as Emotional Therapeutic Pop music that bleeds into loads of different genres.

Jessie J.

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#6. I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'

Steven Wright

Funny Speed Limit Quotes #668302
#7. Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while.

Rick Riordan

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#8. You never know the last time you'll see a place. A person.

Jenny Han

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#9. Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Si Robertson

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#10. Engineers: they spend so much time solving physical problems and obeying physical rules, they forget that nonphysical phenomena obey rules every bit as strict. Tara

Max Gladstone

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#11. Women are delicate creatures. Fragile. Gentle. Made by God to be sheltered from the harshness of this world..
Morgan MacDonnell

Teresa Medeiros

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#12. Relax," he whispered. "You're as stiff as a board." No, I thought, you're as stiff as a board. Which was true, I could feel that against my legs.

Karina Halle

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