Top 12 Funny Speed Limit Quotes
#1. Cruel impulses stir all about my kindly heart.
Mason Cooley
#2. Sharks are the lions of the sea.They glamorize the oceanic glory.
Munia Khan
#3. The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were frequent intervals of eating and love making.
Charles Dickens
#4. I had never been to a rodeo before. I had no idea how crazy white people could be. Considering I had been abandoned by a white, crack addict mother, I should have known.
Amy Harmon
#5. I see my music as Emotional Therapeutic Pop music that bleeds into loads of different genres.
Jessie J.
#6. I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
Steven Wright
#7. Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while.
Rick Riordan
#8. You never know the last time you'll see a place. A person.
Jenny Han
#9. Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion.
Si Robertson
#10. Engineers: they spend so much time solving physical problems and obeying physical rules, they forget that nonphysical phenomena obey rules every bit as strict. Tara
Max Gladstone
#11. Women are delicate creatures. Fragile. Gentle. Made by God to be sheltered from the harshness of this world..
Morgan MacDonnell
Teresa Medeiros
#12. Relax," he whispered. "You're as stiff as a board." No, I thought, you're as stiff as a board. Which was true, I could feel that against my legs.
Karina Halle
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