Top 10 Funny Speed Bump Quotes

#1. On some planet, I probably could have been a lawyer. On some planet, I could have been somebody in advertising.

Stone Gossard

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#2. Nationalism: the curious notion that barbarism becomes a virtue when it reaches tribal proportions.

Jakub Bozydar Wisniewski

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#3. He's one of the last friends I have," she says, her voice breaking. "I don't know if I'll ever be able to look at you the same way again.

Veronica Roth

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#4. Life does not owe you anything, because life has already given you everything.

Ralph Marston

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#5. The world was supposed to have cheap, ugly rooms, it was a fact of life.

Christine Klocek-Lim

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#6. I don't know. It'd be nice if my mom stopped being sarcastic about my future. It's like she wants me to go to jail or something." Oh God. "Oh God." I say.
I feel like throwing up. How did I not see that before?
Fuck

A.S. King

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#7. What he wants is intimacy, but I can't give him that.

Margaret Atwood

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#8. Therefore, you might end up, like be dead, with still having that notion of 'not giving up' in your mind.

Jay Mark D. Saga-ad

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#9. Medical care for the entire country seems to me a basic right. If every other country in the West can do it, why can't we?

Paul Auster

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#10. I think that some people get wrapped up in their own egos. They need to see certain album sales and certain monuments.

Solange Knowles

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