Funny Soon To Be Married Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 30 Funny Soon To Be Married Quotes

#1. Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. - Author: Gloria Steinem
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#2. Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? - Author: Steven Wright
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#3. I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Author: Groucho Marx
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#4. It's funny-my married friends tell me all the time, 'What you have is so much easier.' When you're doing it on your own, you don't have to [argue over] how you're raising the kids. - Author: Connie Britton
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#5. Peyton, I'm not married and you're not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities. - Author: Robyn Carr
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#6. It's funny when you get married, you do find other couples to hang out with. - Author: Jennifer Lopez
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#7. Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure! - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#8. My cousin fell in love with a dom, so I checked into it to see if I needed to kill him before they got married. - Author: Cherise Sinclair
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#9. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Author: Freddie Mercury
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#10. Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed. - Author: Rita Rudner
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#11. Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. - Author: David Niven
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#12. Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. - Author: Minnie Pearl
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#13. I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said "That's not what I meant when I said I bought them for you". - Author: Georgia Saratsioti
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#14. I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. - Author: Wendy Liebman
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#15. The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then. - Author: Eeva Lancaster
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#16. 'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny. - Author: Katey Sagal
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#17. I saw my ex-husband in the street. I was sitting on the steps of the new library.
Hello, my life, I said. We had once been married for twenty-seven years, so I felt justified.
He said, What? What life? No life of mine. - Author: Grace Paley
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#18. The best part of being married is ... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both know that what you witnessed together is funny, idiotic, or really sweet. Being connected is pretty miraculous. - Author: Paul Reiser
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#19. If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams - Author: Jim Carrey
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#20. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? - Author: Steven Wright
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#21. I've done all the dumping, which is not a good thing. It's funny, because I married someone who has always done it as well. I believe I met my match. - Author: Josh Holloway
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#22. One would think that since Hamilton and Eliza only just got married, our mothers would be satisfied for a while, but instead they seem to have come to the conclusion that everyone needs to enter into the state of wedded bliss. Quite frankly, they've turned scary. - Author: Jen Turano
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#23. A friend of mine from college is married to Neil Levy, who started on 'Saturday Night Live' in the early days and is a really great guy and funny writer. - Author: Richard LaGravenese
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#24. Then came her voice in his ear: "I give myself to thee. I give myself to thee. I give myself to thee."
And at last she sank onto him, and he wrapped his arms about her and savoured the delicious peace. The stray, funny thought came: we're married, and he laughed out loud. - Author: Loretta Chase
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#25. It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear. - Author: Lori Loughlin
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#26. But a funny thing happens when you tell a man that you don't want to get married: they don't believe you. They think you're lying to yourself or to them or you're trying to trick them in some way and you end up being made to feel worse for just telling the truth. - Author: Jami Attenberg
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#27. You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.' - Author: Robin Williams
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#28. We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse. - Author: Henny Youngman
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#29. Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first. - Author: Michael W. Grimard
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#30. Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of 'Married ... with Children,' which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up. - Author: Meghan Markle
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