Top 33 Funny Snow Quotes

#1. I'm so single. It's funny. I'm usually a relationship girl. I love being in love and having a partner in crime. But it's good to be your own partner in crime. God, that makes me sound like I have multiple-personality disorder.

Brittany Snow

Funny Snow Quotes #30918
#2. Abel was brushing the snow off his parka while Micha was dancing around him, still balancing the plate of cookies, singing, 'We're staying, we're staying, we're staying overnight! We're drying! We're drying! We're drying on the line!

Antonia Michaelis

Funny Snow Quotes #51697
#3. You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

Dave Attell

Funny Snow Quotes #191107
#4. I've knitted myself a hat, it's plum red with an appealing lace pattern, I figured that a few air holes would be nice now that it's spring. I put it on and feel like a cranberry in the snow, and I wonder if they can see me from the moon. Me and the Great Wall.

Kjersti Annesdatter Skomsvold

Funny Snow Quotes #275193
#5. The truth is simple Alex; it doesn't need a lot of words. Besides, people love chocolate, their shoes, last week's big hit. I'm yours, I always will be.

Diane Adams

Funny Snow Quotes #411976
#6. The Internet has definitely opened doors and leveled the playing field for musicians.

Vivian Campbell

Funny Snow Quotes #422224
#7. Green grass breaks through snow,
Artemis pleads for my help,
I am so cool.

Rick Riordan

Funny Snow Quotes #438838
#8. I'm originally from Tampa and grew up on beach. I'm also naturally fair-skinned. The funny thing is, my parents are both pretty tan, but for some reason I didn't get those genes.

Brittany Snow

Funny Snow Quotes #440529
#9. You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.

Cynthia Hand

Funny Snow Quotes #557276
#10. I noticed that the snow was gone and the ground looked greener. It's funny how the good stuff can wipe away the bad stuff so quickly.

Melody J. Bremen

Funny Snow Quotes #640576
#11. I started out giving thanks for small things, and the more thankful I became, the more my bounty increased

Oprah Winfrey

Funny Snow Quotes #646841
#12. I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty.

Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny Snow Quotes #738088
#13. The hardest thing about talking to teenagers, I had discovered, was that whatever you said inevitably came across like something an elderly aunt would say at a wedding.

Jojo Moyes

Funny Snow Quotes #792926
#14. Neither sleet nor rain nor a half inch of snow will compel me to dress like a lumberjack.

Gayle Forman

Funny Snow Quotes #1001030
#15. The person who gives you your first job is so important in any industry.

Christopher Eccleston

Funny Snow Quotes #1015110
#16. Come on, I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear.

Charlaine Harris

Funny Snow Quotes #1050164
#17. Assad: 'I have written it just down here.'

He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have meant it was going to snow in the Lofoten Islands in the morning.

Jussi Adler-Olsen

Funny Snow Quotes #1069403
#18. You're not from around here. You talk funny." "Alabama. Where bears don't eat people, it don't usually snow, and it's customary for the new guy getting told the tale to buy the drinks for the men doing the telling.

Larry Correia

Funny Snow Quotes #1075017
#19. Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Jeff Valdez

Funny Snow Quotes #1087490
#20. Noah had wandered down the aisle, but now he gleefully returned with a snow globe. He stood behind Ronan until he pushed off the shelf to admire the atrocity.
"Glitter," whispered Noah reverentially, giving it a shake.

Maggie Stiefvater

Funny Snow Quotes #1087612
#21. Sometimes I want to do something that's really funny and other times I read an indie script that is going to be made for nothing but I want to do it because I think that I can connect with something in the story.

Brittany Snow

Funny Snow Quotes #1173860
#22. I'm telling you, the gorgeous of the world can actually look pretty intimidating when they scowl. Imagine a snow-white swan with a scary tattoo holding a chain saw. There's just no way to really prepare for that.

Jim Benton

Funny Snow Quotes #1249836
#23. Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.'
'Girls don't shave', Arya said.
'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?

George R R Martin

Funny Snow Quotes #1264214
#24. But no one believes in that way what he reads in a novel ... Oh yes they do. If only to see themselves as wise and superior and humanistic, they need to think of us as sweet and funny, and convince themselves that they sympathize with the way we are and even love us.

Orhan Pamuk

Funny Snow Quotes #1302862
#25. Well, I had said to my friends, it's going to be good, but I bet it's going to be cheesy in a way. And I didn't think that at all. It's so good and was just so funny.

Brittany Snow

Funny Snow Quotes #1466121
#26. You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny.

Karen Marie Moning

Funny Snow Quotes #1577846
#27. I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.

Zoe Cruz

Funny Snow Quotes #1615315
#28. Let every man shovel out his own snow, and the whole city will be passable," said Gamache. Seeing Beauvoir's puzzled expression he added, "Emerson."
"Lake and Palmer?"
"Ralph and Waldo.

Louise Penny

Funny Snow Quotes #1619318
#29. The leaf twirls gently
To the dry ground
The flake tumbles lightly
To the snow mound
The lightning falls mightily
To the earth with a crash
And I plummet sleepily
From the fridge to the trash.
Such is nature's way

Francesco Marciuliano

Funny Snow Quotes #1688495
#30. The majority of boys think the highest form of creativity is weeing a pattern into snow.

Beth Garrod

Funny Snow Quotes #1691739
#31. My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here. Because in each and every envelope you'll find ... snow."

David Ketchum

Funny Snow Quotes #1744726
#32. And I do not have a weird thing with Simon Snow,' Cath said. 'I'm just really active in the fandom.'
'What the f**ck is a fandom'
'You wouldn't understand,' Cath sighed

Rainbow Rowell

Funny Snow Quotes #1800228
#33. It was slushy snow," I clarified.
"Very slushy," Adrian confirmed.

Temple West

Funny Snow Quotes #1831317

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