Funny Snl Quotes

#1. I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

Mark Twain

#2. We suffer from a repression of the sublime.

Roberto Assagioli

#3. There are some really funny women at 'SNL,' man.

Bill Hader

#4. Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them.

George Herbert

#5. Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.

Bobby Fischer

#6. My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.

Casey Wilson

#7. Words, in my humble opinion, are the most inexhaustible source of magic we have.

J.K. Rowling

#8. Life is so short, so beautiful. Don't be so serious about work. Enjoy the lives.

Jack Ma

#9. I watch 'The Bachelor'. It's one of those things where I always think if it didn't exist and it was on 'SNL,' we would think it would be a ridiculous, funny idea. But it actually exists ... It's a glorious train wreck that I love to watch.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler

#10. The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30.

Lorne Michaels

#11. I want to be host of 'SNL.' I want to work with Steven Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, J.J. Abrams, Emma Stone and Tim Burton, Sean Penn, Cameron Crowe. I want to work with Adam Sandler - he is so funny - and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

David Mazouz

#12. I can apply myself to the format of 'SNL,' I can apply myself to the format of 'Conan,' but at the same time, I'm still being J. B. Smoove. I'm not changing up my style, I'm not changing up how I think, what's funny to me, my delivery, the way I carry myself.

J. B. Smoove