Funny Smurf Quotes

#1. The enemy is a very good teacher. - the Dalai Lama

Steven Pressfield

#2. If you're familiar with a principle you don't have to be familiar with all of its applications.

Henry David Thoreau

#3. A lot of actors won't do things because they say it is boring when you are always working. A lot of them won't go on tour, a lot won't do pantomime. I think you should do everything.

Victor Spinetti

#4. I didn't come from a household where my mother dragged me outside and said, "You'd better fight." My mother wouldn't let me fight. I was not an aggressive kid.

Mike Tyson

#5. Friends, huh?" Rush said, coming to stand beside me.
"Yeah. She's decided we can be friends," I told him ...
"I tried the friends thing with Blaire once. It lasted less than a week before I was stripping her naked in the back of my Range Rover. Good luck with that.

Abbi Glines

#6. You know, we've finally made it. We did it this time. They'll never be able to hide us again.

Richie Havens

#7. I try not to tweet too much; I'm a really sporadic tweeter. I will tweet nonstop for, like, 3 days, and then I won't for a month. I don't make it priority at all; if I feel like doing it, I do it, and if not, then I don't care.

Elizabeth Gillies

#8. Sometimes the things you plan for and hope for don't end up coming through and the thing you weren't really thinking about is the opportunity that kind of just blows your mind.

Laura Allen