Top 14 Funny Smoothie Quotes

#1. Men throw huge shadows on the lawn, don't they? Then, all their lives, they try to run to fit the shadows. But the shadows are always longer.

Ray Bradbury

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#2. If Rome, a city of the vulgar living, had been depressing after Greece, London, a city of the drab dead, was fifty times worse.

John Fowles

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#3. could i have loved you better? maybe. if that's true, then i'm sorry. could i have loved you more? i don't think it's possible.

Elizabeth Noble

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#4. Every mistake you make allows you to be honest because what's in the dark will come to light, so it's better to be truthful about it.

Nayvadius Cash

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#5. Salt is the difference between eating in Technicolor and eating in black and white.

Jay Rayner

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#6. Our political problem now is "Can we, as a nation, continue together permanentlyforever
half slave, and half free?" The problem is too mighty for me. May God, in his mercy, superintend the solution.

Abraham Lincoln

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#7. So by being created, you are automatically made manifest within a system in which you are directly associated with your creator, and it is this association that we define as a relationship.

Chris Matakas

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#8. I feel like music is oceanic - there's no end to what you can discover.

Jeanine Tesori

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#9. Good Old Socialism ... Raping The Pocketbooks Of The Rich To Give To The Poor.

Beck

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#10. Well, suppose there's a slight doubt that the boy should be in the army and we send him and he gets killed."
"I see. Is it responsibility or blame that bothers you?"
"I don't want blame."
"Sometimes responsibility is worse. It doesn't carry any pleasant egotism.

John Steinbeck

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#11. It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.

Harry S. Truman

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#12. I love pizza; you can't really go wrong with pizza.

Nick Jonas

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#13. I used to be more refined but at my age, you start to realize all that politeness doesn't get you very far. Better to be honest and direct, even if it does piss off a few people along the way.

Christopher Golden

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#14. Yet still there whispers the small voice within, Heard through Gain's silence, and o'er Glory's din; Whatever creed be taught or land be trod, Man's conscience is the oracle of God.

Lord Byron

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