Top 18 Funny Skulduggery Quotes

#1. They're not going to arrest you,' Skulduggery said as they walked through the door. 'They might glare at you and say angry words, but they won't arrest you. Well, they might arrest you. There's a good chance they will. But the important thing is that I've done nothing wrong.'
'For once.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #175021
#2. The fate of the world depends upon whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives ..." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #203684
#3. Internet radio stations like KCRW do take you everywhere, yet that's just one of a hundred small things you have to do to succeed. It used to be, if you just got on the cover of 'Rolling Stone' and a spotlight on 'The Tonight Show,' that was enough.

Teddy Thompson

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #242299
#4. I think people have always misinterpreted my self-destructive nature as nihilistic, because if you don't care about the world, you can't create art. I am misanthropic and self-loathing, but never nihilistic. And I think I act far worse off-stage than onstage.

Marilyn Manson

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #313946
#5. Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us with every spiritual blessing in the heavens, in Christ. Ephesians 1:3

Beth Moore

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #393682
#6. Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #518662
#7. The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan," he said, "stop leaning on my car.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #596752
#8. Through the gaps in the books, Ryan could see someone in the next aisle over, moving slowly. Someone in black. Someone whistling. Ryan recognized the tune. It was the theme music to Harry Potter.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #763673
#9. Skul-man!' he exclaimed as he rushed forward to shake his hand. 'Last I heard you were trapped on a dead world overrun by evil trans-dimensional superfiends!'
Skulduggery nodded. 'Just got back.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #836275
#10. It's fairly standard. Also, I'm fourteen. Also, your
beard's stupid."
"Isn't this fun?" Skulduggery said brightly. "The three of us
getting along so well.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1029165
#11. Way to go, New York. One people. One planet. One love.

Alyssa Milano

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1203457
#12. I'm never scared what people are gonna think about music that I make.

Yelawolf

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1405345
#13. You've done what?"
"I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1599937
#14. Humans may be destroying their chances for decent survival. It won't kill everybody, but it would change the world dramatically.

Noam Chomsky

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1616901
#15. My grandmother tended to divide life into 'nice' and 'not so nice.' Life in America, her apartment, her grandchildren: 'nice'; life before 1915: 'not so nice.' That's all I heard.

Amy Bloom

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1626391
#16. I'm like one of the tallest ones on 'Scandal.' If I'm wearing my four-inch Abby Whelan high heels, I hover over everybody. I literally have a lower pair of high heels that I wear when I do one of the scenes with the guys.

Darby Stanchfield

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1714378
#17. He had a Kalashnikov, the universal weapon of all budget warriors,

Claire North

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1813080
#18. I've had years to see the funny side.

Derek Landy

Funny Skulduggery Quotes #1873598

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