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Top 31 Funny Skinny Quotes

#1. It is beyond dispute that Saddam Hussein is a menace. - Author: Brent Scowcroft
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#2. Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap. - Author: Frank Carson
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#3. Holy Scripture is Holy Scripture. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita
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#4. It was the most intense training schedule I had ever experienced in my life. Ten to twelve hours of training every single day. You cherish every moment of sleep you get. But it really helped us build that base going into the Olympic year. - Author: Meaghan Mikkelson
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#5. The funny thing is I'm actually really insecure. I have a lot of girl issues - 'I'm not pretty enough,' 'I'm not skinny enough' - but there is a confidence I have in what I can do. I did tend to overcompensate to cover up other insecurities that I have. - Author: Lindsay Pearce
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#6. For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way. - Author: Elle Fanning
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#7. It's nice to represent a woman who can be bigger than what you see as a typical skinny actress - being funny and desirable at the same time. - Author: Kether Donohue
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#8. Deb was funny and smart, and regarding her looks, she was funny and smart. Tall, skinny, with a long nose, she had a distinctly bony presence. But her smile was warm, and she was unfailingly polite, qualities that go a long way in the world. - Author: Terry Maggert
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#9. I wasn't very good at the bike thing. Really, it was just dangerous to trust two skinny little wheels and spindly brakes with the considerably uncoordinated woman that is me. - Author: Kathryn Smith
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#10. I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. - Author: Shaun White
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#11. Casting is very, very important. - Author: Ciaran Hinds
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#12. Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. - Author: Mariah Carey
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#13. Never trust a skinny cook - Author: Iain Hewitson
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#14. When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping? - Author: Anthony Liccione
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#15. We do not need more knowledge, we need more character! - Author: Calvin Coolidge
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#16. Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake of some skinny-ankled, laugh-prone boy of a khan. - Author: Shannon Hale
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#17. For the rest of the night, the Amazon and I talked. Every now and then, she'd drag me to the bathroom, where I'd watch her inhale cocaine like a human Dustbuster. "Do - Author: Neil Strauss
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#18. When I came out to Hollywood in 1985, I thought that I would be sitcom star. I'm a tall, skinny, goofy guy. I thought that I would make a great funny neighbor, or wacky office mate, in a sitcom. - Author: Doug Jones
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#19. In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth. - Author: Lara Stone
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#20. Be honest, but don't hurt anyone's feelings be independent, but not a loner be smart, but not a nerd be sexy, but not a slut be skinny, but don't barf up your burger be funny, but not to hide some other deficiency. - Author: Wendy Mass
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#21. At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad. - Author: Twiggy
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#22. I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. - Author: Kurt Fuller
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#23. If one is to succeed in anything, the success must come gently, with a great deal of effort but with no stress or obsession. - Author: Carlos Castaneda
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#24. I am and always will be a leader. - Author: Derek Fisher
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#25. I gotta lot of Black Irish in me. - Author: Kevin Dillon
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#26. It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it. - Author: Karl Lagerfeld
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#27. Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city. - Author: Woody Allen
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#28. I had a lot of resistance, and not just to fame. I was always conscious of not changing. - Author: J. Cole
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#29. Why! Why! Why is the middle-class so stodgy - so utterly without a sense of humor? - Author: Katherine Mansfield
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#30. But on 1 March 1881 the conspirators succeeded in assassinating the Tsar. To - Author: Isaac Deutscher
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#31. I wouldna cross the road to see a scrawny woman if she was stark naked and dripping wet. ~Jamie Fraser - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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