Top 14 Funny Skier Quotes

#1. Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

George Lopez

Funny Skier Quotes #77086
#2. You think you can make me like you again?"
I look over at her and give my head the slightest shake. "No. I'm gonna make you fall in love with me again.

Colleen Hoover

Funny Skier Quotes #192895
#3. I admire someone like Beyonce. She has amazing commitment. I needed to accept that I probably did not fit into that forum. Doing that 'The Cherry Thing' record was a big part of finding that place where I belong, where I may shine, but I never doubted it was there.

Neneh Cherry

Funny Skier Quotes #424300
#4. People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing.

Walter Judd

Funny Skier Quotes #503938
#5. I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

Tallulah Bankhead

Funny Skier Quotes #559060
#6. Sometimes I feel as if the only thing I can do is write. It helps me think.

Elizabeth Wein

Funny Skier Quotes #581691
#7. Is the work of sun worshippers to honor those who think they can see the sun? Or to worship the sun?

David James Duncan

Funny Skier Quotes #598380
#8. Young lady, you are God's creation, beautiful and precious. When people hurt you, it's not because you should be hurt or you deserve it. They are the ones who have done wrong.

Lorie Ann Grover

Funny Skier Quotes #636742
#9. What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?

Billy Sunday

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#10. A strong determined spirit is unstoppable.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Skier Quotes #1264200
#11. It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same.

Hermann Maier

Funny Skier Quotes #1398755
#12. I'd essentially compartmentalized my life so I could be two different people for a while, but it hadn't worked in the end.

Monica Alexander

Funny Skier Quotes #1401834
#13. Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.

Bud Abbott

Funny Skier Quotes #1695056
#14. A hole in the ice is dangerous only to those who go skating.

Rex Stout

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