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Top 15 Funny Single Sentence Quotes

#1. Why is It called breaKing news cause it might break your heart or mIndset - Author: Efiba Progress
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#2. When I left, I had learnt nothing. I took nothing with me. At least, that's what I thought then. - Author: Carmen Laforet
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#3. Dietrich would never do that - Author: Marlene Dietrich
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#4. Some people only speak of freedom of speech while they're out of power. Once they're in power, they're ruthless in suppressing the rights of others. - Author: Barack Obama
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#5. They think that you bear old age more [e] easily not because of the way you live but because you're wealthy, for the wealthy, they say, have many consolations. - Author: Plato
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#6. You are a good man," she had observed contentedly. "And it has been too long since I had this." He was surprised - Author: Octavia E. Butler
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#7. There were no other cars on the road. Just the sound of the wind, and the motor idling, and through his open window, the faint clicking sounds of Roger making another mix. I closed my eyes and let the wind whip my hair around my face, letting out a breath I hadn't known I'd been holding. - Author: Morgan Matson
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#8. We are engaged in a social, political, and cultural war. There's a lot of talk in America about pluralism. But the bottom line is somebody's values will prevail. And the winner gets the right to teach our children what to believe. - Author: Gary Bauer
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#9. No matter where or who you are God can use you. - Author: Amanda Penland
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#10. I've always loved news. I've always loved storytelling and being where the scene is. - Author: Abby Huntsman
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#11. The Roman Empire was very, very much like us. They lost their moral core, their sense of values in terms of who they were. And after all of those things converged together, they just went right down the tubes very quickly. - Author: Ben Carson
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#12. The chief cause of human errors is to be found in the prejudices picked up in childhood. - Author: Rene Descartes
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#13. She held up the pen and gave him a lazy grin. "It's a rose."
He came close. "It's a pen." He tried to pluck it from her hand.
"You are seriously lacking in imagination. - Author: Ronie Kendig
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#14. My son . . . guilt, in proper measure, can be a useful emotion. However, when indulged to excess it becomes self-defeating, and even worse, tedious. - Author: Lisa Kleypas
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#15. Wow," Luke said. "I'm amazing!"
Sera smiled. "I think amazing is a bit strong, don't you?" She looked at Jonas.
"A bit," Jonas said, a smile playing on his lips. - Author: Jen Meyers
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