Top 9 Funny Single Girl Valentines Day Quotes

#1. It's like you say, I have to do what makes me scared. Or else my world gets so small it'll squash me.

T.E. Woods

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#2. I AM !! Jealous much?!

Rachel Renee Russell

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#3. People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

Al Franken

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#4. Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.

Mark Twain

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#5. Fighting with tangles,
fighting with curls,
the poor barber yanked,
the poor barber pulled,
until with one last effort
(and to the wonder of us all)
a GINORMOUS Polar Bear
landed on the floor.

Mili Fay

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#6. So What?, Don't Quiet It will Happen One Day.

C.B.

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#7. Things that were never together weren't meant to be fixed.

Lisa De Jong

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#8. Perhaps it is the case that no organization or hierarchy can withstand the closest of scrutiny. Not even a smugly self-touted meritocracy. The success and persistence of utter fools everywhere is sad testament to that.

Ian C. Esslemont

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#9. Whenever I'm in Des Moines, I always make a trip to Manhattan Deli for a sandwich. I spent a lot of time there when I was going to college at Drake, so it's usually my one 'go-to' food stop when I'm in town.

Zach Johnson

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