Top 9 Funny Single Girl Valentines Day Quotes
#1. It's like you say, I have to do what makes me scared. Or else my world gets so small it'll squash me.
T.E. Woods
#3. People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
Al Franken
#4. Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.
Mark Twain
#5. Fighting with tangles,
fighting with curls,
the poor barber yanked,
the poor barber pulled,
until with one last effort
(and to the wonder of us all)
a GINORMOUS Polar Bear
landed on the floor.
Mili Fay
#6. So What?, Don't Quiet It will Happen One Day.
C.B.
#7. Things that were never together weren't meant to be fixed.
Lisa De Jong
#8. Perhaps it is the case that no organization or hierarchy can withstand the closest of scrutiny. Not even a smugly self-touted meritocracy. The success and persistence of utter fools everywhere is sad testament to that.
Ian C. Esslemont
#9. Whenever I'm in Des Moines, I always make a trip to Manhattan Deli for a sandwich. I spent a lot of time there when I was going to college at Drake, so it's usually my one 'go-to' food stop when I'm in town.
Zach Johnson
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