Top 19 Funny Signs Quotes

#1. The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.

Maureen Johnson

Funny Signs Quotes #126367
#2. Whatever you want is as elusive as you make it.

Daniel Gillies

Funny Signs Quotes #260207
#3. Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as bad as the stuff they thought up themselves.

Terry Pratchett

Funny Signs Quotes #333927
#4. Shaq is rich. The white man who signs his check ... is wealthy. "Ah, here you go, Shaq. Go buy yourself a bouncing car. Bling, bling!"

Chris Rock

Funny Signs Quotes #408247
#5. A cook's job in my opinion is to be creative and push the boundaries of their cuisine and never stop experimenting.

Ching He Huang

Funny Signs Quotes #423472
#6. I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.

Zach Galifianakis

Funny Signs Quotes #627960
#7. The fans of 'The Hunger Games,' of the book, are very passionate. It's funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up 'Cinna' signs.

Lenny Kravitz

Funny Signs Quotes #876885
#8. I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit!

Sharon Swan

Funny Signs Quotes #1112971
#9. It's funny: when you're skating around during warm-ups, I'll see signs that say things like: 'Kane, Prom?' We have a fun, young team, and girls are asking you to the prom and giving you their numbers.

Patrick Kane

Funny Signs Quotes #1152395
#10. We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' Funny stuff along those lines. Very original. One just said, 'I will do unspeakable things.' I thought that was very interesting - and mildly terrifying!

Josh Hutcherson

Funny Signs Quotes #1177817
#11. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.

Tim Vine

Funny Signs Quotes #1216883
#12. In peace prepare for war, in war prepare for peace. The art of war is of vital importance to the state. It is matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. Hence under no circumstances can it be neglected.

Sun Tzu

Funny Signs Quotes #1315091
#13. Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend.

Elizabeth C. Bunce

Funny Signs Quotes #1316091
#14. The funny thing about decisions based on signs or gut or visions is that they're usually nothing but noble outs. Just another way to sabotage yourself and keep your bigger life at bay.

Jackson Galaxy

Funny Signs Quotes #1333112
#15. She is catalyst.
She is chaos.
I can see why he loves her.

Amie Kaufman

Funny Signs Quotes #1534490
#16. The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories - and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.

Mark Twain

Funny Signs Quotes #1564318
#17. Funny how being in opposition to something tends to inspire tireless picketing and cleverly worded signs, while support rarely arouses that level of productivity.

Fred Venturini

Funny Signs Quotes #1826088
#18. Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around ...

J.K. Rowling

Funny Signs Quotes #1827151
#19. I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.

Terry Crews

Funny Signs Quotes #1844193

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