Funny Sickness Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 12 famous quotes and sayings about funny sickness to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 12 Funny Sickness Quotes

#1. A funny thing happened post-diagnosis. They put him on drugs, things went up and down, but he lived. He lived. It was like a waiting room where they kept not calling your name. - Author: Garth Risk Hallberg
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#2. I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from." - Author: David Letterman
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#3. Let him cry, it's good for his lungs" is not the solution mothers wish to hear. Disregarding the problem does not make it go away. - Author: Hetty Van De Rijt
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#4. One of the essential characteristics of the state of exception-the provisional abolition of the distinction among legislative, executive, and judicial powers-here shows its tendency to become a lasting practice of government. - Author: Giorgio Agamben
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#5. It doesn't seem fair," he murmured, once again smoothing out her messy bed head. "You get all the morning sickness, the kicks in the ribs and the bloated stomach and swollen ankles, and I get nine months of sex without condoms. - Author: Linda Kage
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#6. Getting seasick?" the inspector asked him at one point.
"No. Just sick of myself."
"Why?"
"Because every now and then I realize what a stupid shit I am to go along with some of your brilliant ideas. - Author: Andrea Camilleri
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#7. -[ ... ]what did the bearded queen have to say?
-Her Grace can provide no help.
-Too busy plucking out her chin hairs, is she? - Author: George R R Martin
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#8. Everyone has a doctor in him or her; we just have to help it in its work. The natural healing force within each one of us is the greatest force in getting well. Our food should be our medicine. Our medicine should be our food. But to eat when you are sick, is to feed your sickness. - Author: Hippocrates
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#9. The military is a meritocracy. It's an up or out. It's shaped like a pyramid. - Author: Tanya Biank
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#10. Anytime you don't want anything you get it. - Author: Calvin Coolidge
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#11. How can I have morning sickness when I don't get up till noon? - Author: Rita Rudner
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#12. Phryne was feeling most displeased with a species to which, she reminded herself, she belonged. - Author: Kerry Greenwood
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