Funny Shoulder Surgery Quotes

#1. A mask you ask? Optional I find!
Masks lend appeal of a mysterious kind.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#2. Great cooking is all about the three 'p's: patience, presence, and practice.

Michael Pollan

#3. He lowered his gaze to her breasts. His tongue sneaking to the corner of his mouth, he traced his finger across her exposed flesh. "Make love with me, Lady Jane.

Amy Jarecki

#4. Because artists can be extremely eccentric and insane, and unfortunately, the people they hurt the most are the people that are closest to them.

Maynard James Keenan

#5. It isn't poverty that breeds terrorism, but terrorism that breeds poverty.

Dan Gillerman

#6. Life in Britain had seemed like one long antechamber to a room that had too many barriers to entry; here in the USA it seemed to be true that if you dared to give things 'your best shot' then the other much-used phrases like 'land of opportunity' would kick in as well.

Christopher Hitchens

#7. You can love someone so much, he thought.

John Green

#8. As a teacher, I had been a happy man. Now, I was only a diminished one.

Pat Conroy

#9. You paint the way you have to in order to give. That's life itself, and someone will look and say it is the product of knowing, but it has nothing to do with knowing, it has to do with giving.

Franz Kline

#10. I can't stand the club scene.

Christine Taylor

#11. Kaylin glanced at the small dragon, who exhaled the sigh of the long-suffering everywhere.

Michelle Sagara

#12. Senna: "Why are you here?"
Isaac: "Because you are.

Tarryn Fisher

#13. When there is stress, it is usually a sign that the ego has returned, and you are cutting yourself off from the creative power of the universe.

Eckhart Tolle