Top 19 Funny Shots Quotes
#2. With Fellini, the fear dropped out of my work because it was such a happy experience ... hanging out with Fellini, having pasta on the set with Fellini, and going out with Fellini!
Terence Stamp
#3. I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.
Edgar Rice Burroughs
#4. Someone who butts in when you're talking and smugly provides the ending herself. Indeed anyone who butts in, be they child or adult, is most infuriating.
Sei Shonagon
#6. The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka.
"To Zacharov!" one toasts.
"To open hearts and open bars!" calls another.
"And open legs," says Anton.
Holly Black
#7. Paul Lambert has assembled a great bunch of lads and training has been going very well. I am just desperate to get into the team and do my best for the club.
Kenny Dalglish
#8. You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order
Josh Stern
#9. I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.
Alex Pareene
#10. My mom worked for a doctor who had a pool that he heated to 90 degrees, and I hated cold water. My dad showed me how to dive in that pool, and pretty soon I started doing flips.
Troy Dumais
#11. Listen Noah, I've had two helpings of flaming bitch this morning. Satan himself wouldn't fuck with me right now ...
Sophie Monroe
#12. What I think happens today is that a lot of filmmakers look at other films that are retro pieces, like L.A. Confidential, and say, oh, that's period. We didn't want to do the stereotypical stuff.
Ted Demme
#13. ...belief that a painting is a window onto another world requires a leap of faith, a willingness to be won over by what lies within the frame.
Sarah Ganz Blyth
#14. Something happens when you become an elder rock & roller and you're still functioning. People start to give you awards and recognize achievements. It's the life achievement period of your career.
Geddy Lee
#15. I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.
Shelly Laurenston
#16. I need another drink!" I said as a second attempt to change the subject.
"Shots!" America yelled.
Shepley rolled his eyes. "Oh, yeah. That's what you need, another shot.
Jamie McGuire
#17. The practice of the presence of God, though we begin it at special times of prayer, is designed to spill out and over and into all times.
Peter Kreeft
#18. It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.
Curtis Jackson
#19. I'm going to outplay you. That's the mentality I have, and you should want to outplay me.
Brian Jordan
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