Top 19 Funny Shots Quotes

#1. I'd love to be a voice in 'Toy Story 4.'

Jacki Weaver

Funny Shots Quotes #30226
#2. With Fellini, the fear dropped out of my work because it was such a happy experience ... hanging out with Fellini, having pasta on the set with Fellini, and going out with Fellini!

Terence Stamp

Funny Shots Quotes #31317
#3. I had aimed at Mars and was about to hit Venus; unquestionably the all-time cosmic record for poor shots.

Edgar Rice Burroughs

Funny Shots Quotes #271151
#4. Someone who butts in when you're talking and smugly provides the ending herself. Indeed anyone who butts in, be they child or adult, is most infuriating.

Sei Shonagon

Funny Shots Quotes #361441
#5. I'm sorry, I just did a shot

Jennifer Lawrence

Funny Shots Quotes #486671
#6. The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka.
"To Zacharov!" one toasts.
"To open hearts and open bars!" calls another.
"And open legs," says Anton.

Holly Black

Funny Shots Quotes #693682
#7. Paul Lambert has assembled a great bunch of lads and training has been going very well. I am just desperate to get into the team and do my best for the club.

Kenny Dalglish

Funny Shots Quotes #753809
#8. You always miss 100% of the shots you don't order

Josh Stern

Funny Shots Quotes #760449
#9. I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.

Alex Pareene

Funny Shots Quotes #1014256
#10. My mom worked for a doctor who had a pool that he heated to 90 degrees, and I hated cold water. My dad showed me how to dive in that pool, and pretty soon I started doing flips.

Troy Dumais

Funny Shots Quotes #1039465
#11. Listen Noah, I've had two helpings of flaming bitch this morning. Satan himself wouldn't fuck with me right now ...

Sophie Monroe

Funny Shots Quotes #1045701
#12. What I think happens today is that a lot of filmmakers look at other films that are retro pieces, like L.A. Confidential, and say, oh, that's period. We didn't want to do the stereotypical stuff.

Ted Demme

Funny Shots Quotes #1055532
#13. ...belief that a painting is a window onto another world requires a leap of faith, a willingness to be won over by what lies within the frame.

Sarah Ganz Blyth

Funny Shots Quotes #1115921
#14. Something happens when you become an elder rock & roller and you're still functioning. People start to give you awards and recognize achievements. It's the life achievement period of your career.

Geddy Lee

Funny Shots Quotes #1131721
#15. I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Why?"
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.

Shelly Laurenston

Funny Shots Quotes #1282677
#16. I need another drink!" I said as a second attempt to change the subject.
"Shots!" America yelled.
Shepley rolled his eyes. "Oh, yeah. That's what you need, another shot.

Jamie McGuire

Funny Shots Quotes #1412333
#17. The practice of the presence of God, though we begin it at special times of prayer, is designed to spill out and over and into all times.

Peter Kreeft

Funny Shots Quotes #1633217
#18. It's not funny when you actually get shot, but afterwards, yeah, it's funny.

Curtis Jackson

Funny Shots Quotes #1655435
#19. I'm going to outplay you. That's the mentality I have, and you should want to outplay me.

Brian Jordan

Funny Shots Quotes #1674632

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